1 00:01:21,500 --> 00:01:24,376 (Music) 2 00:01:35,208 --> 00:01:37,668 (Heavy Wind) 3 00:02:40,668 --> 00:02:42,668 (Door opens) 4 00:02:44,540 --> 00:02:46,540 (Door closes) 5 00:02:55,832 --> 00:03:00,040 (Hammering sound) 6 00:03:02,832 --> 00:03:04,376 Why are you running? 7 00:03:04,376 --> 00:03:06,208 We will miss the bus. 8 00:03:06,208 --> 00:03:09,040 So let it go! 9 00:03:09,416 --> 00:03:11,668 Don't you want to go? 10 00:03:11,668 --> 00:03:15,708 If we miss this one, we will just take the next one! 11 00:03:15,708 --> 00:03:17,540 Hm. 12 00:03:18,500 --> 00:03:20,832 (British crowd chatter) 13 00:03:24,084 --> 00:03:26,084 (Traffic sound) 14 00:03:33,708 --> 00:03:35,584 - Hello! 15 00:03:43,832 --> 00:03:46,832 Isn't this beautiful? 16 00:03:52,668 --> 00:03:56,084 You have never taken me for the Thames ferry ride. 17 00:03:56,168 --> 00:03:58,168 Thames... 18 00:04:00,500 --> 00:04:02,624 Please be a little fast there. 19 00:04:02,876 --> 00:04:05,624 The last bus is at 10:30. 20 00:04:09,752 --> 00:04:12,500 Where's the bus? 21 00:04:16,124 --> 00:04:19,000 (Bus arriving sound) 22 00:04:31,460 --> 00:04:33,832 Parkin! 23 00:04:35,540 --> 00:04:38,876 Have you forgotten we're expecting guests? 24 00:04:40,832 --> 00:04:42,832 My, my... 25 00:04:43,376 --> 00:04:47,292 And what shall I call you? Lady Chatterly? 26 00:04:47,376 --> 00:04:49,040 Enough! 27 00:04:49,084 --> 00:04:51,208 Go get ready now! 28 00:04:51,292 --> 00:04:53,540 You haven't even cooked, have you? 29 00:04:53,876 --> 00:04:54,876 What will we feed them? 30 00:04:54,916 --> 00:04:57,416 No, I have not cooked, my Lady, 31 00:04:57,500 --> 00:05:02,832 but I've cleaned the house. And disposed off the trash! 32 00:05:04,168 --> 00:05:07,584 Anything else, my Lady needs? 33 00:05:07,624 --> 00:05:10,832 How does your Lady look? 34 00:05:10,876 --> 00:05:14,540 As always, my Lady; irresistible! 35 00:05:15,376 --> 00:05:16,584 And... 36 00:05:16,624 --> 00:05:21,168 Is my servant going to present himself in working class attire to the guests? 37 00:05:21,252 --> 00:05:24,960 Oh! Your guests are commoners! Why even does my Lady care? 38 00:05:25,000 --> 00:05:26,876 - I do! - Why? 39 00:05:27,000 --> 00:05:29,876 Because I'm the Lady! 40 00:05:31,332 --> 00:05:36,376 And... What if I rob my Lady of her finery by the time they arrive? 41 00:05:37,376 --> 00:05:40,584 My servant must be mindful of the time. 42 00:05:40,752 --> 00:05:43,540 The guests will be arriving any moment! 43 00:05:44,000 --> 00:05:46,460 Guests can wait! 44 00:05:46,540 --> 00:05:48,584 So can my servant! 45 00:05:48,708 --> 00:05:51,832 No... No he cannot, my Lady! 46 00:05:53,752 --> 00:05:55,084 Why? 47 00:05:55,668 --> 00:05:59,252 Because my Lady looks irresistible! 48 00:05:59,540 --> 00:06:03,540 (Rohit and Sanya Kiss) 49 00:06:15,500 --> 00:06:17,500 (Bus drives off) 50 00:06:20,332 --> 00:06:23,332 Where are we? 51 00:06:26,040 --> 00:06:27,960 No network! 52 00:06:28,040 --> 00:06:30,084 What place is this? 53 00:06:30,124 --> 00:06:33,124 I told you there will be no network here. 54 00:06:33,416 --> 00:06:35,460 What kind of friends are these? 55 00:06:35,500 --> 00:06:38,708 They couldn't even bother to pick us up. How are we going to go? 56 00:06:38,792 --> 00:06:43,460 We will just walk! Look at the weather, it's so beautiful. 57 00:06:43,500 --> 00:06:44,624 It will take only ten minutes. 58 00:06:44,708 --> 00:06:45,752 She had told me the route. 59 00:06:45,832 --> 00:06:48,000 Look at the pretty map drawing she made for us. 60 00:06:49,668 --> 00:06:51,376 It's this way! 61 00:06:52,292 --> 00:06:56,292 There is a shortcut through the jungle. I had asked her. 62 00:07:02,416 --> 00:07:05,708 It's so quiet here... 63 00:07:10,040 --> 00:07:13,084 It's not quiet, this is dead silence! 64 00:07:13,252 --> 00:07:16,752 Only two kinds of people need this kind of quiet... 65 00:07:16,792 --> 00:07:19,416 Artists and... 66 00:07:19,624 --> 00:07:23,668 So you already know that she is an actress. 67 00:07:24,752 --> 00:07:27,916 If she's an actress, doesn't she need to go for her shoots? 68 00:07:27,960 --> 00:07:30,792 How does she travel? 69 00:07:36,416 --> 00:07:39,000 Don't go there with such a rotten face Basu. 70 00:07:39,040 --> 00:07:42,624 We are going to someone's house for the first time - together. 71 00:07:43,252 --> 00:07:47,792 A little smile won't cost you any money. 72 00:07:48,540 --> 00:07:52,168 (Heavy wind) 73 00:07:58,960 --> 00:08:03,708 (Bell ringing sound) 74 00:08:07,376 --> 00:08:10,376 (Bell continues ringing) 75 00:08:11,540 --> 00:08:13,332 (Knocking sound) 76 00:08:13,460 --> 00:08:14,376 Rohit! 77 00:08:14,460 --> 00:08:15,832 What? 78 00:08:15,960 --> 00:08:17,292 They are here! 79 00:08:17,332 --> 00:08:20,376 They can wait! 80 00:08:21,752 --> 00:08:23,540 We are on time. 81 00:08:24,208 --> 00:08:25,916 We aren't early. 82 00:08:26,000 --> 00:08:29,000 No! Stop! 83 00:08:32,084 --> 00:08:34,624 And fix your hair! 84 00:08:38,916 --> 00:08:41,916 Look, I can hear footsteps. 85 00:08:43,252 --> 00:08:44,000 Hi! 86 00:08:44,040 --> 00:08:46,040 Hello... Is Sanya there? 87 00:08:46,084 --> 00:08:47,168 I'm Rohit! 88 00:08:47,252 --> 00:08:48,708 Hi... 89 00:08:49,376 --> 00:08:50,416 Doctor Basukinath! 90 00:08:50,500 --> 00:08:52,208 Welcome, welcome Doctor Nag! 91 00:08:52,252 --> 00:08:54,960 Not Nag, Nath. Basukinath. 92 00:08:55,000 --> 00:08:57,876 I'm so sorry, Dr. Nath! 93 00:08:58,168 --> 00:09:00,416 You may call me Basuki, mate! 94 00:09:00,500 --> 00:09:01,916 Basuki! 95 00:09:02,000 --> 00:09:04,668 Hmm... Basuki... 96 00:09:05,124 --> 00:09:06,960 -Ira. -Hi. 97 00:09:08,916 --> 00:09:10,584 - Shall we come in? - Of course! 98 00:09:10,668 --> 00:09:11,960 Please, please. 99 00:09:12,084 --> 00:09:15,040 Sanya is right here. 100 00:09:15,540 --> 00:09:18,584 Shut the door please. 101 00:09:20,040 --> 00:09:21,252 Come in, come in. Please. 102 00:09:21,292 --> 00:09:23,000 Sanya is right here. 103 00:09:23,040 --> 00:09:24,832 Ira and Basukinath! 104 00:09:24,876 --> 00:09:26,376 - Hi. - Hello. 105 00:09:26,500 --> 00:09:28,040 How are you? 106 00:09:28,124 --> 00:09:31,084 - Wow. - Thank you. 107 00:09:31,252 --> 00:09:32,208 Hi. 108 00:09:32,332 --> 00:09:34,124 Such a sweet house. 109 00:09:34,168 --> 00:09:35,332 Good evening. 110 00:09:35,460 --> 00:09:37,332 You guys are quite rich, man! 111 00:09:37,500 --> 00:09:39,708 - Very nice. - Oh, I'll get that. 112 00:09:39,876 --> 00:09:41,292 Thank you. 113 00:09:43,376 --> 00:09:44,292 - Thank you. - Thank you, Sir. 114 00:09:44,332 --> 00:09:45,792 Please. 115 00:09:47,832 --> 00:09:50,624 Okay, first of all, what will you drink? 116 00:09:50,708 --> 00:09:51,668 Do you want to try something new? 117 00:09:51,752 --> 00:09:54,000 Of course, do you even have to ask? 118 00:09:54,040 --> 00:09:56,540 And what shall I offer you, doctor? 119 00:09:56,584 --> 00:09:59,376 I'm good. Thank you! 120 00:09:59,832 --> 00:10:02,376 Come on. Don't be formal! 121 00:10:03,208 --> 00:10:06,252 We don't drink! 122 00:10:07,668 --> 00:10:09,416 Actually, I will also have orange juice. 123 00:10:09,500 --> 00:10:11,752 Man, what is this? 124 00:10:11,876 --> 00:10:15,208 Come on Basuki, don't be a spoilsport! 125 00:10:15,252 --> 00:10:17,376 How can there be a party without drinks? 126 00:10:17,460 --> 00:10:20,460 Actually, we don't drink. 127 00:10:21,168 --> 00:10:24,332 Really? I didn't know that. 128 00:10:26,624 --> 00:10:28,832 If you are going to have juice, why have orange juice? 129 00:10:28,916 --> 00:10:30,960 I will get you something interesting! 130 00:10:31,040 --> 00:10:32,000 Interesting like? 131 00:10:32,040 --> 00:10:37,332 Like, I don't know, kiwi, or gooseberry or maybe red currant! 132 00:10:37,752 --> 00:10:39,168 Wow! 133 00:10:39,460 --> 00:10:41,500 Rohit is such a wonderful host! 134 00:10:41,584 --> 00:10:42,752 Red currant for me! 135 00:10:42,832 --> 00:10:43,500 Okay. 136 00:10:43,540 --> 00:10:45,168 Umm... 137 00:10:45,500 --> 00:10:48,540 Red currant for you also, sir? 138 00:10:49,584 --> 00:10:52,460 No, plain orange juice please. 139 00:10:53,208 --> 00:10:55,124 You don't want to try? 140 00:10:55,792 --> 00:10:57,792 No. Thank you. 141 00:10:58,584 --> 00:11:00,708 You sure? 142 00:11:00,792 --> 00:11:05,500 Just plain and simple orange juice would be wonderful. 143 00:11:05,624 --> 00:11:08,500 It will be ideal. 144 00:11:09,960 --> 00:11:12,332 Okay, I'll take that. 145 00:11:12,376 --> 00:11:14,292 Thank you. 146 00:11:14,332 --> 00:11:15,792 I'll light the fire. 147 00:11:24,832 --> 00:11:26,832 Sanya. 148 00:11:27,624 --> 00:11:29,708 Sanya! 149 00:11:32,832 --> 00:11:35,208 What happened? 150 00:11:35,252 --> 00:11:36,416 What? 151 00:11:36,624 --> 00:11:39,332 There is no red currant here. 152 00:11:39,584 --> 00:11:40,624 What do we do now? 153 00:11:40,752 --> 00:11:41,876 Thank god, there is orange juice. 154 00:11:41,916 --> 00:11:44,124 Otherwise, this man would have killed you. 155 00:11:44,332 --> 00:11:48,916 No thanks, just plain and simple orange juice please. 156 00:11:48,960 --> 00:11:50,376 Why is he so serious? 157 00:11:50,460 --> 00:11:51,624 He is a doctor, you see. 158 00:11:51,708 --> 00:11:52,960 Seems like a headmaster. 159 00:11:58,708 --> 00:12:03,000 Should we serve plain orange juice to that poor girl Ira as well? 160 00:12:04,000 --> 00:12:06,000 (Pours Gin) 161 00:12:06,668 --> 00:12:09,668 That should be good. 162 00:12:17,832 --> 00:12:19,792 Your orange juice, sir! 163 00:12:19,876 --> 00:12:23,876 Sorry, Ira. red currant turned out to be a little sour. 164 00:12:26,832 --> 00:12:30,752 Don't worry Basuki, orange juice is absolutely fine. 165 00:12:31,040 --> 00:12:33,040 (Basuki sniffs) 166 00:12:35,500 --> 00:12:37,500 - Mm - Hm. 167 00:12:37,584 --> 00:12:39,332 No, I want Red Currant. 168 00:12:39,376 --> 00:12:40,792 Taste it, at least. 169 00:12:40,876 --> 00:12:44,124 Why should I? You offered me red currant, now get it for me. 170 00:12:44,292 --> 00:12:46,668 Ira... Behave. 171 00:12:47,460 --> 00:12:49,668 Give it a try love! 172 00:12:52,624 --> 00:12:54,960 (Everyone takes a sip) 173 00:12:55,000 --> 00:12:56,376 Hmm... 174 00:12:56,500 --> 00:12:57,752 How is it? 175 00:12:58,252 --> 00:13:00,252 Orange juice... 176 00:13:01,624 --> 00:13:04,624 Best orange juice ever! 177 00:13:08,876 --> 00:13:12,584 (Grandfather clock chimes) 178 00:13:29,332 --> 00:13:32,332 Isn't this trunk too big? 179 00:13:33,960 --> 00:13:35,916 You store warm clothes in it? 180 00:13:35,960 --> 00:13:39,124 No, no. No warm clothes, 181 00:13:39,168 --> 00:13:41,168 just a dead body! 182 00:13:41,460 --> 00:13:43,876 He is kidding! 183 00:13:45,624 --> 00:13:48,000 - Whose body? - Lord Curzon's. 184 00:13:48,292 --> 00:13:50,876 Lord Curzon! 185 00:13:51,416 --> 00:13:53,960 (Uncontrollable laughter) 186 00:13:54,040 --> 00:13:56,208 Poor Lord Curzon! 187 00:13:56,252 --> 00:13:59,040 He is inside that! 188 00:14:01,500 --> 00:14:02,500 Who is Lord Curzon? 189 00:14:02,584 --> 00:14:04,500 Ask him. He is inside that. 190 00:14:04,668 --> 00:14:06,208 Enough Rohit! 191 00:14:06,252 --> 00:14:08,832 - He is kidding. - Sorry. 192 00:14:09,208 --> 00:14:10,876 Of course. 193 00:14:13,752 --> 00:14:15,916 If he has kept someone inside this even for fun, 194 00:14:15,960 --> 00:14:18,168 then he will die of asphyxiation! 195 00:14:18,500 --> 00:14:21,460 Ass...fuck...what? 196 00:14:22,332 --> 00:14:23,916 Asphyxiation! 197 00:14:24,292 --> 00:14:25,876 Lack of oxygen! 198 00:14:26,040 --> 00:14:30,168 No human being can survive without that for more than three minutes! 199 00:14:30,584 --> 00:14:35,584 Wow, doc, you really know your shit, huh? 200 00:14:36,084 --> 00:14:37,752 This is going to be fun! 201 00:14:37,832 --> 00:14:39,460 Stop it Rohit! 202 00:14:39,540 --> 00:14:41,668 His sense of humour is really crooked. 203 00:14:41,752 --> 00:14:43,708 Just a bit. 204 00:14:43,876 --> 00:14:46,668 Ira, let's get you some more orange juice... 205 00:14:46,792 --> 00:14:49,752 And I'll show you the house.. 206 00:14:51,668 --> 00:14:54,668 Can you open that trunk? 207 00:14:59,460 --> 00:15:00,460 What? 208 00:15:01,460 --> 00:15:02,752 Can't I crack a joke? 209 00:15:07,376 --> 00:15:09,040 Even his sense of humour is wicked! 210 00:15:09,084 --> 00:15:13,084 Oh my... Good- Good joke doc! 211 00:15:13,168 --> 00:15:16,168 "Can I open the trunk?" 212 00:15:17,832 --> 00:15:19,876 Oh man... 213 00:15:21,332 --> 00:15:22,332 Wow. 214 00:15:22,708 --> 00:15:25,708 You've made a maze under the house? 215 00:15:26,208 --> 00:15:28,208 Wine cellar. 216 00:15:28,668 --> 00:15:31,792 Okay, you guys are seriously rich! 217 00:15:34,000 --> 00:15:35,376 You know what, when I met Rohit, I didn't feel like I was 218 00:15:35,416 --> 00:15:37,252 meeting him for the first time. 219 00:15:37,292 --> 00:15:38,960 He is funny. 220 00:15:39,208 --> 00:15:42,376 Even I don't feel like I've known him for so long.. 221 00:15:42,540 --> 00:15:45,084 He's pretty (mischievous) right? 222 00:15:45,124 --> 00:15:46,252 (Khura)...what? 223 00:15:46,376 --> 00:15:47,540 "Khurafati" 224 00:15:48,084 --> 00:15:49,416 "Khurafati"? 225 00:15:49,960 --> 00:15:51,332 It means naughty. 226 00:15:51,376 --> 00:15:52,332 Oh. 227 00:15:53,000 --> 00:15:55,252 Or he could be wicked! 228 00:15:57,960 --> 00:15:59,332 Yeah? 229 00:15:59,500 --> 00:16:02,332 I mean seriously, who jokes this way! 230 00:16:03,124 --> 00:16:05,960 Lord Curzon! 231 00:16:06,624 --> 00:16:09,500 Inside the trunk. 232 00:16:10,624 --> 00:16:12,332 Does Basuki know? 233 00:16:12,416 --> 00:16:14,416 (Piano key) 234 00:16:18,460 --> 00:16:23,500 So... Sir, what kind of doctor are you? 235 00:16:24,960 --> 00:16:28,584 What do you know about medical science? 236 00:16:28,624 --> 00:16:31,624 Not much, I have been to the hospital a couple of times. 237 00:16:31,668 --> 00:16:36,668 Once for suspected dengue, another time for typhoid... 238 00:16:37,332 --> 00:16:39,752 And I don't remember clearly but... 239 00:16:39,832 --> 00:16:44,084 My grandmother told me that I was even born in a hospital! 240 00:16:44,584 --> 00:16:48,584 Under a doctor's supervision! Imagine! 241 00:16:52,040 --> 00:16:55,624 So medical science means... hospitals? Very nice! 242 00:16:55,916 --> 00:16:59,040 No, no. Doctors. And nurses as well. 243 00:17:04,500 --> 00:17:10,460 Medical science isn't about doctors, hospitals, or nurses, Mr. Rohit. 244 00:17:11,040 --> 00:17:12,332 Oh? 245 00:17:15,000 --> 00:17:17,832 It's about human life! 246 00:17:18,168 --> 00:17:19,876 Ah... 247 00:17:21,000 --> 00:17:23,332 The sanctity of human life! 248 00:17:26,376 --> 00:17:31,292 Had you known this, you wouldn't joke about death! 249 00:17:34,960 --> 00:17:37,832 You think it was a joke? 250 00:17:52,876 --> 00:17:55,832 Come on doctor! 251 00:17:57,168 --> 00:18:00,168 Got you again, right? Right? 252 00:18:01,252 --> 00:18:02,540 Sorry, sorry. 253 00:18:02,960 --> 00:18:04,960 Excuse me. 254 00:18:09,376 --> 00:18:12,376 (Piano key) 255 00:18:24,584 --> 00:18:27,668 Are these yours? 256 00:18:29,124 --> 00:18:30,752 Wow. 257 00:18:31,416 --> 00:18:35,000 When do you wear these? I have never seen you in these. 258 00:18:35,376 --> 00:18:37,916 On special occasions. 259 00:18:39,876 --> 00:18:41,916 Seriously? 260 00:18:42,792 --> 00:18:44,960 Do you want to try? 261 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:53,292 No, no. I will look like a cartoon. 262 00:18:53,832 --> 00:18:56,540 Not a cartoon - Queen! 263 00:18:57,416 --> 00:19:00,000 That oldie! 264 00:19:01,832 --> 00:19:04,500 Your doctor will go crazy! 265 00:19:04,584 --> 00:19:07,084 Try it once. 266 00:19:07,460 --> 00:19:10,460 Really? 267 00:19:27,752 --> 00:19:30,460 (Knocking sound) 268 00:19:36,916 --> 00:19:39,668 (Knocking sound) 269 00:19:40,752 --> 00:19:43,460 (Music) 270 00:19:46,292 --> 00:19:49,000 (Knocking continues) 271 00:20:09,960 --> 00:20:11,960 (Knocking sound) 272 00:20:38,252 --> 00:20:40,416 Basuki! 273 00:20:45,792 --> 00:20:47,752 Basuki! 274 00:20:58,332 --> 00:21:00,876 How do I look? 275 00:21:06,792 --> 00:21:09,124 How do I look? 276 00:21:15,208 --> 00:21:18,208 Do you not like it? 277 00:21:18,376 --> 00:21:19,376 Should I change? 278 00:21:19,416 --> 00:21:22,416 Someone is inside. 279 00:21:23,208 --> 00:21:25,252 Inside here? 280 00:21:25,292 --> 00:21:27,416 I just heard a knock. 281 00:21:27,876 --> 00:21:29,416 Rohit was joking. 282 00:21:29,752 --> 00:21:32,460 I heard it with my own ears. 283 00:21:43,540 --> 00:21:45,252 I don't hear anything. 284 00:21:45,584 --> 00:21:46,960 Listen, now. 285 00:21:50,376 --> 00:21:51,668 Now. 286 00:22:03,124 --> 00:22:05,416 I can't hear anything. 287 00:22:05,460 --> 00:22:09,252 How can you possibly listen if you are constantly blabbering? 288 00:22:12,292 --> 00:22:15,292 Focus. 289 00:22:17,416 --> 00:22:20,040 Your ears have become too sharp but your eyes weaker. 290 00:22:20,124 --> 00:22:25,124 Can't you remain shut up even for a second, Ira? 291 00:22:39,292 --> 00:22:41,792 Keep waiting. Keep listening. Maybe there is a rat jumping inside the trunk. 292 00:22:41,876 --> 00:22:45,876 but the human standing in front of you is invisible to you. 293 00:23:01,292 --> 00:23:04,708 (Knocking sound) 294 00:23:13,792 --> 00:23:16,960 She is pretty, isn't she? 295 00:23:19,668 --> 00:23:21,876 Rohit, are you blushing? 296 00:23:22,124 --> 00:23:23,960 What? No! 297 00:23:24,460 --> 00:23:26,668 You like her, don't you? 298 00:23:26,876 --> 00:23:30,292 Forget all of that, what are we going to feed them for dinner? 299 00:23:30,332 --> 00:23:31,376 We need to think. 300 00:23:53,584 --> 00:23:56,916 You don't care about me one bit, do you? 301 00:23:59,376 --> 00:24:02,500 It's the first time we have stepped out of home together. 302 00:24:03,708 --> 00:24:06,708 If you are not liking it, let's go back. 303 00:24:07,252 --> 00:24:08,460 Hm? 304 00:24:10,876 --> 00:24:13,752 There's still time before the next bus arrives. 305 00:24:18,208 --> 00:24:19,624 We might as well go and wait at the bus stop. 306 00:24:19,668 --> 00:24:22,752 It's better than sitting here with a rotten face. 307 00:24:22,832 --> 00:24:24,668 Let's go. 308 00:24:32,376 --> 00:24:35,168 Whose dress is this? 309 00:24:41,624 --> 00:24:44,624 Did you just notice it? 310 00:24:46,752 --> 00:24:51,792 Ok, tell me now. Am I looking nice in it? 311 00:24:54,168 --> 00:24:58,040 Will you go home wearing that? 312 00:24:58,708 --> 00:25:01,960 Just go and return it. 313 00:25:07,916 --> 00:25:10,960 Only concerned about going back. 314 00:25:14,832 --> 00:25:18,252 (Sanya moaning) 315 00:25:33,208 --> 00:25:35,208 What do you think? 316 00:25:35,708 --> 00:25:38,124 What's going on downstairs? 317 00:25:38,292 --> 00:25:41,292 Saint Basukinath won't make a move. 318 00:25:41,500 --> 00:25:44,500 - Really? - Let's bet. 319 00:25:45,708 --> 00:25:46,876 Not even a kiss? 320 00:25:46,960 --> 00:25:49,708 You can see it for yourself. 321 00:26:08,124 --> 00:26:10,668 What did I tell you? 322 00:26:10,876 --> 00:26:13,832 You're such an arsewipe! 323 00:26:16,124 --> 00:26:17,668 Poor girl! 324 00:26:28,668 --> 00:26:31,668 What's happened here? 325 00:26:32,832 --> 00:26:35,832 What's going on? 326 00:26:36,832 --> 00:26:40,416 Even Queen Victoria wasn't effective, huh? 327 00:26:40,540 --> 00:26:43,460 Rohit, get her an orange juice please. 328 00:26:45,752 --> 00:26:49,208 Let's order some pizza first! Then we'll talk about it! 329 00:26:49,624 --> 00:26:51,584 What's there in the trunk? 330 00:26:52,124 --> 00:26:56,208 Okay Basuki, that was a joke and it's over now. 331 00:26:56,832 --> 00:27:01,916 Let's talk about food. We can order either pizza or Chinese! 332 00:27:02,292 --> 00:27:05,584 Trunk. Can you open the trunk? 333 00:27:05,832 --> 00:27:08,624 Haha! Good joke Basuki! 334 00:27:09,668 --> 00:27:10,668 I'm serious. 335 00:27:10,708 --> 00:27:12,124 So am I! 336 00:27:12,668 --> 00:27:15,084 Pizza or Chinese? 337 00:27:15,624 --> 00:27:16,916 He hates Chinese. 338 00:27:17,000 --> 00:27:20,000 So, pizza then? 339 00:27:20,500 --> 00:27:23,500 Okay, so, what does he like? 340 00:27:28,000 --> 00:27:30,084 We never go out! 341 00:27:30,624 --> 00:27:32,752 (Knocking sound) 342 00:27:33,584 --> 00:27:35,668 Did you hear that? 343 00:27:36,792 --> 00:27:39,168 Okay, I'm ordering pizza for everyone! 344 00:27:39,708 --> 00:27:44,500 A vegetariana for Basuki with no onion, no garlic and no ginger! 345 00:27:44,540 --> 00:27:45,584 No ginger! 346 00:27:45,624 --> 00:27:46,916 And no yellow bell pepper. 347 00:27:47,000 --> 00:27:48,668 Okay, okay. 348 00:27:48,708 --> 00:27:50,084 What about you? 349 00:27:50,168 --> 00:27:53,168 I want a chicken-tikka-masala! 350 00:27:53,332 --> 00:27:54,584 A meat-feast! 351 00:27:54,792 --> 00:27:56,832 Okay, so one chicken-tikka masala, 352 00:27:57,292 --> 00:28:02,916 one vegetarian, no garlic, no onions, no ginger. 353 00:28:03,292 --> 00:28:05,000 What about you? 354 00:28:05,168 --> 00:28:08,252 I'll share Rohit's meat...feast. 355 00:28:11,168 --> 00:28:13,252 Rohit! You're good at ordering. 356 00:28:13,292 --> 00:28:14,832 Yeah. 357 00:28:16,792 --> 00:28:19,792 Come on, you help me! 358 00:28:19,960 --> 00:28:21,124 Come. 359 00:28:33,292 --> 00:28:35,292 Basuki... 360 00:28:37,000 --> 00:28:39,000 Sorry. 361 00:28:41,376 --> 00:28:44,416 Rohit shouldn't have started it. 362 00:28:44,752 --> 00:28:45,876 (Piano key) 363 00:28:45,960 --> 00:28:48,876 It was a bad joke to begin with. 364 00:29:01,084 --> 00:29:04,168 Thank you for meeting us. 365 00:29:05,376 --> 00:29:08,416 We really wanted to meet you! 366 00:29:13,876 --> 00:29:16,876 Rohit was planning to cook for you, but... 367 00:29:17,460 --> 00:29:20,460 things happened. 368 00:29:27,292 --> 00:29:30,292 Ira always talks about you. 369 00:29:32,208 --> 00:29:35,084 She really cares about you. 370 00:29:35,124 --> 00:29:38,084 You're a lucky guy. 371 00:29:43,168 --> 00:29:46,168 She talks about you too. 372 00:29:47,752 --> 00:29:50,040 - Hm. - Mhm. 373 00:29:52,960 --> 00:29:56,252 So, you are a big shot, an actress? 374 00:29:57,540 --> 00:29:59,000 Have you seen my films? 375 00:29:59,040 --> 00:30:02,332 No. I don't get time for any of that. 376 00:30:03,332 --> 00:30:06,124 But I have seen the poster. 377 00:30:06,624 --> 00:30:10,040 And of course Ira has told me about it. 378 00:30:13,668 --> 00:30:15,792 You indeed are a good actor! 379 00:30:17,752 --> 00:30:19,752 Thank you. 380 00:30:21,792 --> 00:30:24,792 What's in the trunk? 381 00:30:25,624 --> 00:30:28,624 Come on now! Don't kill our joke. 382 00:30:29,708 --> 00:30:31,876 Where's the key? 383 00:30:32,292 --> 00:30:35,252 (Dialing sound) 384 00:30:40,084 --> 00:30:41,832 Good evening! Her Majesty's Pizza! 385 00:30:41,876 --> 00:30:45,376 Yeah, hi, okay, we would like to order two number 23s, 386 00:30:45,416 --> 00:30:49,960 one number seven and one number 31 with customization. 387 00:30:50,000 --> 00:30:52,000 So, one number 23 with customization. 388 00:30:52,040 --> 00:30:54,040 No, number 31 with customization. 389 00:30:54,084 --> 00:30:56,376 And the customization is as follows - 390 00:30:56,416 --> 00:31:00,124 No bell pepper, no onion and garlic, and no... 391 00:31:00,168 --> 00:31:02,584 - Ginger. - Ginger. No ginger! 392 00:31:02,960 --> 00:31:06,000 I just want to check it out once. 393 00:31:07,168 --> 00:31:11,792 Come on. I thought you had a sense of humour! 394 00:31:12,416 --> 00:31:16,876 Well, I don't know if it even has ginger in it so, how can I remove it? 395 00:31:16,916 --> 00:31:17,832 He can't remove ginger. 396 00:31:17,876 --> 00:31:21,752 No I'm saying, I don't even know if it even has ginger in it. 397 00:31:21,832 --> 00:31:22,916 So how can I remove it? 398 00:31:22,960 --> 00:31:26,000 He can't remove the ginger. 399 00:31:26,540 --> 00:31:29,540 You eat ginger at home, don't you? 400 00:31:32,500 --> 00:31:35,500 She takes such good care of you. 401 00:31:35,792 --> 00:31:39,040 Alright, no, no, no, I'm going to repeat everything one last time, okay? 402 00:31:39,124 --> 00:31:41,500 Two number 23s, one number 7 and one number 403 00:31:41,540 --> 00:31:43,916 31 with customization. 404 00:31:44,000 --> 00:31:45,500 No ginger. 405 00:31:45,540 --> 00:31:46,376 Ginger is okay! 406 00:31:46,416 --> 00:31:47,876 Oh god, okay, sorry! 407 00:31:47,960 --> 00:31:50,500 Number 31 with customization-let the ginger be! 408 00:31:50,540 --> 00:31:54,916 So, 23 is with customization and number 7 you want... 409 00:31:55,000 --> 00:31:57,416 No, no, no, you've got it all wrong! What's wrong with you? 410 00:31:57,460 --> 00:31:59,168 Let me repeat everything. 411 00:31:59,332 --> 00:32:01,540 One chicken tikka no onion, no garlic! 412 00:32:01,584 --> 00:32:05,084 No no no! Vegetariana with no onion, no garlic and no ginger! 413 00:32:05,168 --> 00:32:06,376 But he said he can't remove ginger. 414 00:32:06,416 --> 00:32:09,040 No, I didn't say I can't remove ginger. 415 00:32:09,252 --> 00:32:13,040 I said I don't know if it even has ginger in the first place! 416 00:32:13,416 --> 00:32:16,252 Okay, listen to me very carefully mate. 417 00:32:16,332 --> 00:32:18,376 I'm going to repeat myself again. 418 00:32:18,416 --> 00:32:19,416 Alright! 419 00:32:19,460 --> 00:32:23,584 One chicken tikka with everything, one meat-feast with everything, 420 00:32:23,624 --> 00:32:25,916 No, sorry, two meat feasts with everything. 421 00:32:25,960 --> 00:32:30,376 and one vegetariana with no onion, no garlic, but with ginger. 422 00:32:30,416 --> 00:32:32,460 Now you repeat it. 423 00:32:33,084 --> 00:32:35,708 Alright - one meat feast, no onion, no garlic. 424 00:32:35,752 --> 00:32:37,000 One chicken tikka masala. 425 00:32:37,084 --> 00:32:39,252 And one vegetariana with extra ginger, extra garlic... 426 00:32:39,332 --> 00:32:42,376 What the fuck is wrong with you! You've got all the numbers wrong! 427 00:32:42,792 --> 00:32:44,500 Isn't Vegetariana number 31? 428 00:32:44,584 --> 00:32:48,332 No, it says 31 in the menu here! 429 00:32:48,584 --> 00:32:50,292 I think you have got the old menu. 430 00:32:50,792 --> 00:32:53,832 That is not my problem! You deal with it! Get my order right! 431 00:32:53,960 --> 00:32:55,668 Thank you very much! Long live the Queen! 432 00:32:55,792 --> 00:32:58,124 (Ira Chuckles) "Long live the queen!" 433 00:33:01,208 --> 00:33:03,208 Fuckin' dicks... 434 00:33:04,460 --> 00:33:07,376 It's okay, take a deep breath! 435 00:33:13,752 --> 00:33:16,792 You did a good job! 436 00:33:27,916 --> 00:33:30,916 Careful! 437 00:33:32,208 --> 00:33:35,252 It seems a little bland right? 438 00:33:38,460 --> 00:33:41,668 We should have some song and dance. 439 00:33:41,960 --> 00:33:45,124 - Sure. - Party! 440 00:33:51,040 --> 00:33:53,624 What kind of a CD is this? 441 00:33:53,752 --> 00:33:55,624 So big... 442 00:33:56,668 --> 00:33:58,876 Here in this place everything is bigger in size. 443 00:33:59,124 --> 00:34:01,084 Only the size of the country is small! 444 00:34:04,124 --> 00:34:06,124 (Knocking sound) 445 00:34:08,000 --> 00:34:10,376 (Music begins) 446 00:34:14,584 --> 00:34:17,584 Who listens to such ghostly music? 447 00:34:26,708 --> 00:34:27,584 Shall we dance? 448 00:34:27,624 --> 00:34:29,084 Yes! 449 00:34:40,040 --> 00:34:44,040 Lord Curzon must also be dancing like this. 450 00:34:50,124 --> 00:34:53,124 (Excited laughter) 451 00:34:55,668 --> 00:34:57,040 Enough! 452 00:34:59,500 --> 00:35:02,500 God! You're drunk! 453 00:35:03,416 --> 00:35:05,752 What have you been drinking? 454 00:35:07,084 --> 00:35:09,040 What have you been drinking? 455 00:35:12,500 --> 00:35:13,792 Orange juice! 456 00:35:13,876 --> 00:35:14,752 Orange juice! 457 00:35:16,540 --> 00:35:18,500 Orange juice! 458 00:35:18,916 --> 00:35:21,376 What's going on here? Why are you corrupting my wife? 459 00:35:21,416 --> 00:35:23,168 Corrupting? 460 00:35:24,252 --> 00:35:25,916 Corrupted as in, tarnished! 461 00:35:25,960 --> 00:35:29,792 I have been tarnished - courtesy the orange juice! 462 00:35:35,168 --> 00:35:37,916 Who's Lord Curzon, Ira? 463 00:35:38,376 --> 00:35:40,416 How do you know him? Where did you meet? 464 00:35:40,460 --> 00:35:42,332 Basuki, not again please! 465 00:35:42,376 --> 00:35:44,000 Shhhhh! 466 00:35:44,624 --> 00:35:48,500 I'm talking to my wife, please don't interfere! 467 00:35:49,460 --> 00:35:51,000 Where did you meet him? 468 00:35:51,084 --> 00:35:51,876 It was a joke.. 469 00:35:51,916 --> 00:35:53,752 Fucking shut up! 470 00:35:55,208 --> 00:35:57,208 You and your wife have spiked my wife's drink 471 00:35:57,292 --> 00:35:59,292 and now you're telling me it's a fucking joke! 472 00:35:59,376 --> 00:36:00,332 She is not my wife! 473 00:36:00,376 --> 00:36:02,252 Whatever! You tell me... 474 00:36:02,500 --> 00:36:04,916 Who is Lord Curzon? Tell me! 475 00:36:05,332 --> 00:36:07,376 Where did you meet and how do you know him? 476 00:36:07,540 --> 00:36:08,208 At the pub... 477 00:36:08,292 --> 00:36:09,416 Pub?! 478 00:36:11,252 --> 00:36:12,000 Huh? 479 00:36:12,208 --> 00:36:14,624 I go there sometimes, during the day to eat.. 480 00:36:14,708 --> 00:36:16,376 At the pub? 481 00:36:17,668 --> 00:36:19,208 Sorry Basu... 482 00:36:20,376 --> 00:36:23,376 I should have told you. 483 00:36:24,208 --> 00:36:26,416 It was a mistake, I will not do it again. 484 00:36:26,460 --> 00:36:27,876 I promise, I won't. 485 00:36:28,000 --> 00:36:29,832 How many times have you met him? 486 00:36:30,040 --> 00:36:32,208 - Met who? - Lord Curzon! Who else? 487 00:36:34,376 --> 00:36:36,168 I have never met him, never met him. 488 00:36:36,252 --> 00:36:38,084 How many times Ira? 489 00:36:39,376 --> 00:36:42,376 Just once or twice... 490 00:36:42,792 --> 00:36:44,124 Once or twice? 491 00:36:44,208 --> 00:36:46,668 Basu, you're misunderstanding, I've only seen him... 492 00:36:46,708 --> 00:36:47,916 Only seen him? 493 00:36:48,000 --> 00:36:50,040 And what do you do when you're 'just looking'? 494 00:36:50,124 --> 00:36:52,876 What do you do when you meet him Ira? 495 00:36:53,416 --> 00:36:56,332 Basu... you're getting it all wrong. 496 00:36:57,208 --> 00:36:58,208 There's nothing of the sort... 497 00:36:58,292 --> 00:36:59,752 When we go back home, I'll explain - 498 00:36:59,792 --> 00:37:03,416 Tell me what do you do when you meet him, Ira? 499 00:37:07,084 --> 00:37:09,252 What do you do when you meet him, Ira... 500 00:37:09,332 --> 00:37:13,460 What will I do with that old geezer? With one of his legs in the coffin. 501 00:37:14,376 --> 00:37:18,460 What do you do when you meet him? Answer that! 502 00:37:21,540 --> 00:37:23,376 I dated him, okay! 503 00:37:24,332 --> 00:37:25,876 I knew it! 504 00:37:26,960 --> 00:37:27,752 I knew it! 505 00:37:28,668 --> 00:37:30,084 (Music) 506 00:37:30,708 --> 00:37:33,000 (Ira sighs) 507 00:37:33,292 --> 00:37:34,624 I knew it! 508 00:37:36,792 --> 00:37:40,668 Actually, it wasn't dating. I was just having fun. 509 00:37:42,500 --> 00:37:44,668 He used to just look old. 510 00:38:14,332 --> 00:38:17,208 Good afternoon, Mr. Curzon! 511 00:38:17,708 --> 00:38:20,040 Would you like to try something new for lunch today? 512 00:38:20,208 --> 00:38:23,292 We've Ploughman's lunch, bangers and mash... 513 00:38:23,916 --> 00:38:25,040 No! 514 00:38:26,208 --> 00:38:28,460 Just fish and chips, please. 515 00:38:46,000 --> 00:38:49,000 He's so sad, the damn old man! 516 00:38:49,500 --> 00:38:52,792 Do you think he's ever eaten anything apart from fish and chips? 517 00:38:53,084 --> 00:38:56,960 Sanya, let him eat his fish and chips and die, who cares? 518 00:39:01,168 --> 00:39:04,084 Actually it wasn't dating, it was a fling. 519 00:39:04,500 --> 00:39:06,208 Do you want to know the details? 520 00:39:06,416 --> 00:39:10,752 When we did it? Where we did it? How we did it? 521 00:39:11,208 --> 00:39:13,540 Lord Curzon... 522 00:39:13,832 --> 00:39:15,208 Ahh... 523 00:39:17,292 --> 00:39:20,084 He had such luscious lips. 524 00:39:20,500 --> 00:39:24,708 Mmm... The way he would swirl it around. 525 00:39:25,500 --> 00:39:28,168 I am wet already! 526 00:39:29,084 --> 00:39:33,500 What a man! A real man! 527 00:39:42,292 --> 00:39:44,292 (Music) 528 00:39:47,624 --> 00:39:50,624 Where is that bastard? 529 00:39:51,332 --> 00:39:53,416 - I'll kill him! - (Rohit chuckles) 530 00:39:54,084 --> 00:39:55,792 What are friends for? 531 00:39:57,540 --> 00:39:59,960 He is already dead, doctor! 532 00:40:01,124 --> 00:40:04,124 You want a drink to celebrate? 533 00:40:09,624 --> 00:40:11,876 I've had enough of this. 534 00:40:15,584 --> 00:40:17,624 Wait, wait, wait. 535 00:40:21,832 --> 00:40:22,792 Is he in the trunk? 536 00:40:22,832 --> 00:40:24,292 Dead? 537 00:40:26,960 --> 00:40:30,040 Open the trunk. 538 00:40:31,584 --> 00:40:32,960 Are you sure? 539 00:40:33,376 --> 00:40:36,040 No, I don't trust any of you! 540 00:40:36,960 --> 00:40:38,540 Open the trunk! I need to see him dead! 541 00:40:38,708 --> 00:40:39,876 Have you completely lost it? 542 00:40:39,916 --> 00:40:41,000 Shut up! 543 00:40:41,624 --> 00:40:45,584 - Stay out of it, okay! - (Music) 544 00:40:47,168 --> 00:40:49,124 Get the key. Open the trunk! 545 00:40:49,292 --> 00:40:52,708 Ah, the key... Yeah, yeah, yeah, sure, sure... 546 00:40:52,752 --> 00:40:55,168 Oh- I don't have the key. 547 00:40:55,252 --> 00:40:57,500 Break it open then, I don't care! 548 00:40:57,960 --> 00:41:03,000 Okay... why don't you ask Sanya? I'll open it if she asks me to. 549 00:41:05,292 --> 00:41:06,960 I said, open it! 550 00:41:07,584 --> 00:41:10,668 I told you, ask for Sanya's permission. It belongs to her. 551 00:41:10,708 --> 00:41:13,416 Ha ha ha... 552 00:41:13,624 --> 00:41:15,624 Funny man! 553 00:41:16,584 --> 00:41:18,752 No more jokes, please. 554 00:41:19,124 --> 00:41:22,124 Who the hell is joking, doctor? 555 00:41:35,500 --> 00:41:36,460 (Glass shattering sound) 556 00:41:36,500 --> 00:41:39,292 (Sanya peeing) 557 00:41:55,792 --> 00:41:58,792 (Basuki grunts) 558 00:42:05,540 --> 00:42:07,376 Oh my God! 559 00:42:24,624 --> 00:42:25,832 (Basuki knocking) 560 00:42:26,708 --> 00:42:27,792 Give me the key! 561 00:42:27,960 --> 00:42:29,500 Are you out of your mind?! 562 00:42:29,876 --> 00:42:31,584 I just want to check it once. 563 00:42:31,624 --> 00:42:34,124 It's a joke, why don't you get that? 564 00:42:34,168 --> 00:42:37,708 I said. Give. Me. The. Key! 565 00:42:37,752 --> 00:42:39,752 Ask Rohit. 566 00:42:40,792 --> 00:42:42,668 Don't try to act smart! 567 00:42:43,040 --> 00:42:46,084 I'm telling you, Rohit has them. 568 00:42:47,000 --> 00:42:48,124 Okay... 569 00:42:48,668 --> 00:42:50,668 If this is how you want to play it... 570 00:42:50,708 --> 00:42:51,832 I'm coming in! 571 00:42:51,876 --> 00:42:53,084 Stop it! 572 00:42:53,208 --> 00:42:55,332 I'm coming in! 573 00:43:11,084 --> 00:43:13,000 (Basuki charging) 574 00:43:13,084 --> 00:43:16,084 (Thud sound) 575 00:43:17,292 --> 00:43:20,292 (Music) 576 00:43:23,540 --> 00:43:24,752 Bitch! 577 00:43:27,416 --> 00:43:30,416 (Piano key) 578 00:43:41,000 --> 00:43:46,124 Now tell me, who the fuck is Lord Curzon? 579 00:43:47,500 --> 00:43:49,832 What kind of an Englishman are you? 580 00:43:49,876 --> 00:43:52,252 Don't even know your own history? 581 00:43:52,332 --> 00:43:54,752 No more jokes please. 582 00:43:54,792 --> 00:43:57,792 Who is Lord Curzon? Where is he? 583 00:43:58,208 --> 00:44:01,208 Who gave you the British citizenship? Hmmm? 584 00:44:01,876 --> 00:44:04,876 Did they not test your history? 585 00:44:05,708 --> 00:44:09,584 Thousands of Indians died of hunger under his rule. 586 00:44:09,668 --> 00:44:12,792 Because of hunger and famine! 587 00:44:14,168 --> 00:44:16,584 Do you want to die? 588 00:44:16,624 --> 00:44:22,168 Don't fucking waste my time. Tell me where is Lord Curzon, who is he? 589 00:44:24,208 --> 00:44:27,208 You fake Englishman... 590 00:44:28,040 --> 00:44:32,708 You couldn't be like them even if you wanted to. 591 00:44:32,752 --> 00:44:35,752 Kill me if you have it in you. 592 00:44:38,168 --> 00:44:41,168 Fuckin... 593 00:44:43,708 --> 00:44:45,416 (Knocking sound) 594 00:44:45,460 --> 00:44:46,376 (Music) 595 00:44:46,376 --> 00:44:48,584 Hey, did you hear that... 596 00:44:48,624 --> 00:44:52,584 Did you hear that? He's there, he is still alive, He's in this... 597 00:44:52,624 --> 00:44:55,668 - I'll kill him. - (Bell ringing sound) 598 00:44:55,668 --> 00:44:57,208 It's the door! 599 00:44:57,292 --> 00:44:59,500 Shhh... Don't-don't-don't try to divert me, okay? 600 00:44:59,540 --> 00:45:02,084 Just get the keys- just open this! 601 00:45:02,168 --> 00:45:03,416 (Knocking continues) 602 00:45:03,460 --> 00:45:07,252 Forgotten your own theory of Asphyxiation, doctor? 603 00:45:07,332 --> 00:45:09,584 How can he be alive in a trunk? 604 00:45:09,624 --> 00:45:11,332 Huh? 605 00:45:11,832 --> 00:45:14,832 (Bell ringing sound) 606 00:45:17,416 --> 00:45:20,416 Open the door Basuki, it's the pizza! 607 00:45:22,832 --> 00:45:25,832 (Piano key) 608 00:45:38,584 --> 00:45:41,584 Her Majesty's Pizza! 609 00:45:42,000 --> 00:45:45,000 That would be 24 pounds and 62p, ma'am! 610 00:45:45,584 --> 00:45:47,376 Hang on! I'll get the money! 611 00:45:47,416 --> 00:45:49,416 Sure. 612 00:45:57,124 --> 00:45:59,208 - It's the pizza man. - Pizza! 613 00:45:59,292 --> 00:46:02,292 We need to pay him. 25 pounds! 614 00:46:03,208 --> 00:46:04,252 Did you not hear it? 25 pounds. 615 00:46:04,292 --> 00:46:06,000 What? Am I the host? 616 00:46:06,208 --> 00:46:07,832 Just open me up, I will pay him. 617 00:46:07,916 --> 00:46:08,876 No! 618 00:46:08,960 --> 00:46:10,168 It's in his pocket. 619 00:46:10,252 --> 00:46:12,832 Again! Don't act smart. 620 00:46:19,000 --> 00:46:20,624 Hello? 621 00:46:26,792 --> 00:46:28,500 Coming! Have patience! 622 00:46:28,708 --> 00:46:32,084 Can you make it quick, please? I've got other deliveries to make. 623 00:46:32,168 --> 00:46:33,540 Showing off his fake accent. 624 00:46:33,584 --> 00:46:34,540 Should I return the pizza? 625 00:46:34,584 --> 00:46:36,040 No, no, I am very hungry. 626 00:46:36,124 --> 00:46:38,376 So somebody pay up, I don't have it, else I would have paid for it. 627 00:46:38,416 --> 00:46:40,832 Can you ever keep quiet, Ira? 628 00:47:01,040 --> 00:47:01,960 Oh! 629 00:47:02,040 --> 00:47:04,376 What the fuck! 630 00:47:06,416 --> 00:47:09,792 Don't be alarmed! It's just a game! 631 00:47:14,040 --> 00:47:15,000 You alright mate? 632 00:47:15,084 --> 00:47:17,460 Yeah, yeah man! It's just a game. 633 00:47:17,668 --> 00:47:20,668 Very much like our prime time entertainment! 634 00:47:20,708 --> 00:47:23,416 Oh, how cool! 635 00:47:23,460 --> 00:47:24,752 You wanna try it? 636 00:47:24,792 --> 00:47:25,752 Nah... 637 00:47:26,040 --> 00:47:26,876 Not tonight! 638 00:47:26,960 --> 00:47:27,832 Come on, try it! 639 00:47:27,876 --> 00:47:29,708 Nah, I've got pizzas to deliver. 640 00:47:29,832 --> 00:47:31,040 It's fun! 641 00:47:31,124 --> 00:47:34,124 Yeah, looks like a lot of fun. 642 00:47:34,332 --> 00:47:38,792 Okay, go ahead and take the wallet from his pocket and get going. 643 00:47:39,000 --> 00:47:39,876 From his pocket? 644 00:47:39,960 --> 00:47:40,960 Yeah! 645 00:47:42,960 --> 00:47:48,252 I am sorry, that just seems wrong. I'm not going to do that. 646 00:47:48,624 --> 00:47:51,624 You fucking will! 647 00:47:51,960 --> 00:47:54,624 - Go ahead - It's okay. 648 00:47:54,708 --> 00:47:57,416 - (Pizza man coughs) - It's alright. 649 00:47:57,460 --> 00:48:00,460 (Music) 650 00:48:06,124 --> 00:48:08,124 (Pizza man clears throat) 651 00:48:14,708 --> 00:48:17,752 - Easy... - (Ira chuckles) 652 00:48:18,084 --> 00:48:20,000 There's nothing in here. 653 00:48:20,084 --> 00:48:26,708 Did you check the pizzas? Made sure there's no garlic, onion, ginger? 654 00:48:27,960 --> 00:48:31,040 Yeah, the meat feast doesn't have onion or garlic. 655 00:48:31,124 --> 00:48:32,124 What? 656 00:48:32,208 --> 00:48:33,000 There's nothing in here. 657 00:48:33,084 --> 00:48:35,500 The other pocket. The meat-feast is without onion? 658 00:48:35,540 --> 00:48:37,084 And the Vegetariana? 659 00:48:37,168 --> 00:48:39,752 Well, I suppose that has onions. 660 00:48:41,124 --> 00:48:43,376 Well, there's no wallet. 661 00:48:43,416 --> 00:48:44,960 Vegetaraiana with onions... 662 00:48:45,040 --> 00:48:46,752 but it feels like a key. 663 00:48:46,960 --> 00:48:48,792 (Basuki Mumbles) Onions - Hey! 664 00:48:48,832 --> 00:48:50,292 Leave him. 665 00:48:51,252 --> 00:48:54,832 We don't want your pizzas, take them back. 666 00:48:55,960 --> 00:48:56,876 I'm sorry sir. 667 00:48:56,960 --> 00:48:58,208 We don't accept returns. 668 00:48:58,292 --> 00:49:00,084 Take them back, I said! 669 00:49:00,168 --> 00:49:04,168 Listen, you keep it or you throw it, you still got to pay. 670 00:49:04,332 --> 00:49:05,376 I want to speak to your manager! 671 00:49:05,624 --> 00:49:06,332 No! 672 00:49:06,376 --> 00:49:08,124 - Excuse me? - I am the manager. 673 00:49:08,208 --> 00:49:10,168 Mr. Manager, take them away! 674 00:49:10,252 --> 00:49:12,168 - Baba, I'm hungry. - But you still got to pay sir. 675 00:49:13,208 --> 00:49:14,460 Bullshit! 676 00:49:14,668 --> 00:49:19,208 Listen, mate. We don't want your fucking pizzas! Get the hell out of here! 677 00:49:19,376 --> 00:49:21,460 Or I'll tie you up as well. 678 00:49:21,752 --> 00:49:22,916 Let's play! 679 00:49:25,876 --> 00:49:27,376 Alright then... 680 00:49:28,084 --> 00:49:30,084 (Pizza man clears his throat) 681 00:49:31,000 --> 00:49:32,752 Wait, wait, wait! 682 00:49:33,084 --> 00:49:36,000 What did you say you found in my pocket? 683 00:49:37,084 --> 00:49:38,292 There's no money in it! 684 00:49:38,376 --> 00:49:41,000 Yeah, but what did you find? 685 00:49:41,292 --> 00:49:42,584 A fucking key, bruv! 686 00:49:42,792 --> 00:49:43,960 Thank you very much. 687 00:49:44,000 --> 00:49:47,292 What are you waiting for? Fucking leave now! 688 00:49:48,168 --> 00:49:49,916 - Bye. - Yeah, enough! 689 00:49:50,208 --> 00:49:52,460 Fuck's sake, fucking weirdos. 690 00:49:52,624 --> 00:49:55,624 Fucking brownies. 691 00:49:56,960 --> 00:49:59,332 Shut the door! 692 00:50:02,460 --> 00:50:03,832 Onions... 693 00:50:08,124 --> 00:50:13,124 Do you not want to look inside the trunk now, doctor? 694 00:50:15,540 --> 00:50:16,916 Hello? 695 00:50:18,040 --> 00:50:19,960 You heard him, right? 696 00:50:20,416 --> 00:50:22,084 I have the key. 697 00:50:23,000 --> 00:50:24,376 The key... 698 00:50:26,460 --> 00:50:29,460 (Music) 699 00:51:17,876 --> 00:51:20,460 Happy now? 700 00:51:20,752 --> 00:51:23,752 I told you it was a joke. 701 00:51:24,752 --> 00:51:27,752 I am untying them. 702 00:51:45,752 --> 00:51:48,708 Thank you. 703 00:51:49,916 --> 00:51:51,876 I - 704 00:51:52,040 --> 00:51:54,124 And the knock I heard... 705 00:51:54,332 --> 00:51:59,460 I told you that your ears were ringing, now you get it? 706 00:52:03,332 --> 00:52:07,124 I feel terrible for what I did to you. 707 00:52:09,168 --> 00:52:13,960 If you want to apologise to someone, apologise to your wife! 708 00:52:14,540 --> 00:52:16,416 You really hurt her. 709 00:52:16,624 --> 00:52:18,960 He won't understand. 710 00:52:19,332 --> 00:52:22,084 It was all a joke. 711 00:52:22,168 --> 00:52:24,500 I hope you understand now. 712 00:52:24,540 --> 00:52:29,540 Even what Ira said about Lord Curzon, all of it. 713 00:52:41,000 --> 00:52:43,916 Does Lord Curzon even exist? 714 00:52:43,960 --> 00:52:45,876 (Rohit scoffs) 715 00:52:46,084 --> 00:52:50,916 I told you guys, he doesn't understand what a joke is. 716 00:52:51,624 --> 00:52:54,540 Basuki, you're really lucky. 717 00:52:57,460 --> 00:53:00,460 Thank your stars; If I you were married to someone like me instead of Ira... 718 00:53:00,500 --> 00:53:03,832 you'd be in the trunk right now. 719 00:53:04,624 --> 00:53:06,668 All is under control doctor. 720 00:53:06,708 --> 00:53:08,292 Will you have a drink now? 721 00:53:08,376 --> 00:53:10,624 I will drink. No matter who says what! 722 00:53:10,668 --> 00:53:11,460 Good! 723 00:53:11,500 --> 00:53:12,752 I like to drink. 724 00:53:12,792 --> 00:53:13,876 I used to drink before I got married, 725 00:53:13,916 --> 00:53:15,292 and after without telling you. 726 00:53:15,376 --> 00:53:18,376 Now I am drinking in your face. Cheers! 727 00:53:20,540 --> 00:53:23,460 Have a drink doctor. You will feel better. 728 00:53:24,416 --> 00:53:28,040 Just a plain and simple orange juice, please. 729 00:53:28,208 --> 00:53:29,876 Listen don't act, you drink and I know it. 730 00:53:29,916 --> 00:53:32,124 There are days when I can smell it off you. 731 00:53:32,168 --> 00:53:36,584 Oh, wow. You are the joker in the pack, doctor! 732 00:53:36,960 --> 00:53:40,792 Have a drink, else Lord Curzon will really turn up. 733 00:53:40,832 --> 00:53:43,376 Not again Rohit. No more Curzon jokes. 734 00:53:43,460 --> 00:53:44,832 Okay, okay. 735 00:53:45,500 --> 00:53:47,124 (Basuki clears throat) 736 00:53:53,124 --> 00:53:54,584 Okay... 737 00:53:55,376 --> 00:53:57,752 Get me a small one. 738 00:53:59,540 --> 00:54:01,124 Irish Whiskey! 739 00:54:01,376 --> 00:54:03,000 Now we're talking. 740 00:54:03,208 --> 00:54:06,208 - "We don't drink" - (Rohit chuckles) 741 00:54:06,292 --> 00:54:11,752 By the way, now you're starting to seem a half-English to me. 742 00:54:28,292 --> 00:54:31,292 (Piano key) 743 00:54:33,832 --> 00:54:36,832 (Rohit winces) 744 00:54:44,252 --> 00:54:48,252 - Are you okay? - Yes, just check it once. 745 00:54:50,668 --> 00:54:53,668 Yes, now it's fine. 746 00:55:05,252 --> 00:55:09,460 (Grandfather clock chimes) 747 00:55:11,416 --> 00:55:15,708 Here is your classical English breakfast. 748 00:55:15,752 --> 00:55:18,040 Thank you so much! 749 00:55:18,252 --> 00:55:21,252 And I am very sorry about my behaviour. 750 00:55:33,540 --> 00:55:36,416 Ah, this is actually comfortable. 751 00:55:36,460 --> 00:55:39,252 Thank you. 752 00:55:40,252 --> 00:55:42,084 I have hypertension! 753 00:55:42,168 --> 00:55:45,668 And that's why I, sometimes, find it difficult to keep my anger in check. 754 00:55:45,708 --> 00:55:46,916 Hmm. 755 00:55:47,000 --> 00:55:49,960 Wow doctor, you just diagnosed yourself! 756 00:55:50,584 --> 00:55:52,876 Very good. 757 00:55:53,540 --> 00:55:55,460 It started in my childhood. 758 00:55:55,584 --> 00:55:59,460 Oh, why didn't you tell us before? 759 00:56:04,040 --> 00:56:07,292 I was trapped inside a container for weeks! 760 00:56:07,416 --> 00:56:08,752 A container? 761 00:56:08,832 --> 00:56:14,252 - No kidding. - No, no, he is not kidding. 762 00:56:17,668 --> 00:56:20,668 I couldn't breathe! 763 00:56:21,624 --> 00:56:23,960 I don't know how I survived... 764 00:56:24,084 --> 00:56:29,540 Hmm, but how did you get inside a container? 765 00:56:36,792 --> 00:56:38,708 I travelled in a container... 766 00:56:38,752 --> 00:56:40,292 To reach here. 767 00:56:46,292 --> 00:56:51,332 This country saved my parents, gave them a new life, a new opportunity. 768 00:56:54,040 --> 00:56:57,376 What did independent India have to offer them? 769 00:56:57,460 --> 00:57:01,252 Hunger, poverty, maybe corruption, oppression! 770 00:57:01,332 --> 00:57:03,624 Oh Basuki, don't start harping about your England 771 00:57:03,668 --> 00:57:05,792 and how great a country it is. 772 00:57:06,584 --> 00:57:11,000 I am whatever I am today - it's because of this country. 773 00:57:11,040 --> 00:57:12,792 I would have had no future in India! 774 00:57:12,832 --> 00:57:17,084 And that's why I try my best to be of any service to my country. 775 00:57:17,292 --> 00:57:19,792 My country, my foot! He calls England his country. 776 00:57:19,960 --> 00:57:22,292 Yes, it's my country and these are my people. 777 00:57:22,376 --> 00:57:23,752 My people? 778 00:57:24,040 --> 00:57:26,916 (Piano key) 779 00:57:26,960 --> 00:57:30,460 Do they think of you as one of them? 780 00:57:35,916 --> 00:57:37,916 Of course! 781 00:57:38,168 --> 00:57:41,208 I'm as much British as everybody else. 782 00:57:41,376 --> 00:57:43,124 Oh really? 783 00:57:48,540 --> 00:57:51,540 Have you heard his accent? 784 00:57:59,084 --> 00:58:00,708 How silly of me, 785 00:58:00,752 --> 00:58:02,916 I'm just going on and on about myself. 786 00:58:02,960 --> 00:58:03,876 Of course. 787 00:58:03,960 --> 00:58:05,832 I hardly know you guys! 788 00:58:05,916 --> 00:58:09,584 What's your story? How did you come to the UK? 789 00:58:09,624 --> 00:58:11,708 (Telephone rings) 790 00:58:12,292 --> 00:58:15,292 I will take that. 791 00:58:17,584 --> 00:58:20,000 (Piano key) 792 00:58:20,752 --> 00:58:23,752 Coming, coming. 793 00:58:23,916 --> 00:58:24,500 Hello. 794 00:58:24,584 --> 00:58:26,832 Hello Henry? Who is this? 795 00:58:27,124 --> 00:58:28,000 Hello! 796 00:58:28,084 --> 00:58:32,000 I want to talk to my husband Henry. Can you please put him on the line? 797 00:58:32,084 --> 00:58:33,624 Sorry, wrong number! 798 00:58:33,668 --> 00:58:35,916 Wrong number? What do you mean? 799 00:58:36,084 --> 00:58:39,376 Listen, that's my summer home and I want to talk to my husband Henry. 800 00:58:39,460 --> 00:58:41,960 Get Henry on the phone now! 801 00:58:42,000 --> 00:58:43,416 One minute... 802 00:58:43,460 --> 00:58:46,460 Does anyone know a Henry? 803 00:58:54,960 --> 00:58:58,084 Sorry, Henry is not here at the moment! 804 00:58:58,416 --> 00:59:00,084 What do you mean he's not there? 805 00:59:00,168 --> 00:59:03,376 He went there this morning this morning to get things fixed for tomorrow. And then- 806 00:59:03,460 --> 00:59:05,084 - Who are you? - I... 807 00:59:05,168 --> 00:59:06,792 And what are you doing in my summer home? 808 00:59:06,832 --> 00:59:08,332 Making a drink! 809 00:59:08,584 --> 00:59:11,208 Making a drink in my house? What do you mean? 810 00:59:11,460 --> 00:59:13,624 Listen, where is Henry, I need to talk to him - 811 00:59:13,792 --> 00:59:15,876 Sorry, wrong number. Long live the Queen. 812 00:59:15,916 --> 00:59:17,832 (Hangs up) 813 00:59:18,416 --> 00:59:19,832 Old hag! 814 00:59:20,500 --> 00:59:23,416 (Piano key) 815 00:59:25,916 --> 00:59:29,500 Some mad lady, lost her husband it seems. 816 00:59:29,540 --> 00:59:31,208 She must have not kept him carefully. 817 00:59:31,252 --> 00:59:34,208 (Piano key) 818 00:59:38,040 --> 00:59:39,252 What was the husband's name? 819 00:59:39,332 --> 00:59:40,708 (Piano key) 820 00:59:40,792 --> 00:59:42,460 Lord Curzon! 821 00:59:42,624 --> 00:59:44,084 Come on Rohit! 822 00:59:45,084 --> 00:59:47,584 Sorry, sorry, sorry. 823 00:59:48,500 --> 00:59:51,500 You were asking, doctor? 824 00:59:54,460 --> 00:59:57,124 How did you come here? 825 00:59:57,292 --> 01:00:00,168 I had a job. 826 01:00:00,376 --> 01:00:01,084 Oh really? 827 01:00:01,252 --> 01:00:02,960 Yes, doctor. 828 01:00:03,832 --> 01:00:06,168 Do you know about the National Health System (NHS)? 829 01:00:06,252 --> 01:00:08,252 Of course! I'm a doctor. 830 01:00:08,376 --> 01:00:10,332 I made it. 831 01:00:11,000 --> 01:00:13,584 The whole software, right from the sketch. 832 01:00:13,624 --> 01:00:17,752 I was in the core architecture design team of the system. 833 01:00:17,792 --> 01:00:19,876 It's quite good. 834 01:00:19,916 --> 01:00:21,040 I use it everyday. 835 01:00:23,460 --> 01:00:25,292 What happened then? 836 01:00:26,208 --> 01:00:27,668 I left my job. 837 01:00:27,708 --> 01:00:29,000 Why? 838 01:00:30,252 --> 01:00:33,208 I thought I'd start my own company... 839 01:00:33,292 --> 01:00:36,084 Do something big in life. 840 01:00:36,292 --> 01:00:37,208 That's ambitious. 841 01:00:37,292 --> 01:00:38,124 Hmm, I know. 842 01:00:40,084 --> 01:00:41,584 Then? 843 01:00:42,124 --> 01:00:45,040 I applied for a visa extension. 844 01:00:45,540 --> 01:00:48,540 Nothing happened for two years. 845 01:00:49,040 --> 01:00:53,960 I kept working, hoping I would get it one day. 846 01:00:55,168 --> 01:00:58,040 I got the letter one day... 847 01:00:59,040 --> 01:01:01,376 Visa rejected. 848 01:01:02,040 --> 01:01:02,708 Rejected? 849 01:01:02,792 --> 01:01:04,792 Yes, rejected! 850 01:01:05,540 --> 01:01:08,540 Section 322-5. 851 01:01:11,500 --> 01:01:12,500 Wait, that's for... 852 01:01:12,584 --> 01:01:17,500 Don't get scared doctor, I am not a terrorist. 853 01:01:21,208 --> 01:01:24,668 I worked for these Englishmen for so many years. 854 01:01:25,124 --> 01:01:28,332 This one time, I could not do my tax returns on time. 855 01:01:28,416 --> 01:01:31,416 I was charged with 322-5. 856 01:01:33,376 --> 01:01:36,460 Does that make me a terrorist? 857 01:01:37,668 --> 01:01:39,916 It's not like India here. 858 01:01:39,960 --> 01:01:42,960 Everyone needs to do things on time here. 859 01:01:43,168 --> 01:01:46,332 If you don't reach office on time tomorrow, 860 01:01:46,500 --> 01:01:48,416 would you be called a terrorist then? 861 01:01:48,916 --> 01:01:50,208 I'm never late! 862 01:01:50,460 --> 01:01:53,460 (Rohit sighs) 863 01:01:55,708 --> 01:01:58,500 (Music) 864 01:02:05,332 --> 01:02:08,332 So, how do you live here? 865 01:02:09,292 --> 01:02:11,460 I don't. 866 01:02:13,376 --> 01:02:15,584 What do you mean? 867 01:02:21,540 --> 01:02:25,584 Are you an illegal immigrant? 868 01:02:28,000 --> 01:02:32,000 - (Rohit chuckles) - (Music) 869 01:02:42,960 --> 01:02:45,960 Did you know about this? 870 01:02:49,252 --> 01:02:52,252 Your friends are illegal immigrants. 871 01:02:52,960 --> 01:02:55,460 Weren't your parents also... 872 01:02:55,500 --> 01:02:57,916 illegal immigrants? 873 01:02:57,960 --> 01:02:58,792 So what? 874 01:02:58,832 --> 01:03:00,752 I might lose my job! This is not a joke. 875 01:03:00,792 --> 01:03:02,500 Do you even know the meaning of a joke? 876 01:03:02,540 --> 01:03:03,668 "Not a joke." 877 01:03:03,876 --> 01:03:06,332 Okay, don't start fighting again. 878 01:03:06,416 --> 01:03:10,416 This is my house, you are my guests... 879 01:03:10,668 --> 01:03:11,832 And you never met Rohit. 880 01:03:11,876 --> 01:03:14,208 Yes! You never met me. 881 01:03:19,416 --> 01:03:22,416 Doctor, one more drink? 882 01:03:26,708 --> 01:03:29,708 Listen, if you have any more surprises, please tell me now. 883 01:03:29,752 --> 01:03:32,208 I don't want to get into any trouble later on. 884 01:03:32,460 --> 01:03:35,960 I don't get you, Basuki... 885 01:03:36,040 --> 01:03:39,124 You love this country very much... 886 01:03:40,084 --> 01:03:45,168 So why did you have to go to India to get a wife? 887 01:03:46,376 --> 01:03:48,460 He wasn't able to charm a white woman. 888 01:03:48,500 --> 01:03:50,252 Must have tried for sure. 889 01:03:50,332 --> 01:03:51,708 Did you not? 890 01:03:52,416 --> 01:03:53,500 Aw. 891 01:03:56,500 --> 01:03:59,540 I choose not to discuss my private life. 892 01:03:59,584 --> 01:04:02,292 You never want to discuss anything. 893 01:04:02,376 --> 01:04:05,084 I don't know if he had a story or not. 894 01:04:05,168 --> 01:04:06,208 I surely had one! 895 01:04:06,292 --> 01:04:07,668 Really? 896 01:04:08,208 --> 01:04:09,584 Here in the UK? 897 01:04:09,624 --> 01:04:12,040 In Bhatinda (India). In my college. 898 01:04:12,124 --> 01:04:15,960 Full on 'Hum Dil de Chuke Sanam'. (Trajic Bollywood Romantic film) 899 01:04:16,960 --> 01:04:19,252 But my romance was like DDLJ. (A happy Bollywood Love story) 900 01:04:19,332 --> 01:04:20,376 Wow. 901 01:04:20,584 --> 01:04:21,752 Only my father didn't say - Go Simran, 902 01:04:21,792 --> 01:04:24,752 live the life of your dreams! (Iconic Bollywood dialogue) 903 01:04:24,792 --> 01:04:28,168 And the guy didn't come to the Railway station to run away with me either. 904 01:04:30,708 --> 01:04:31,624 Liar. 905 01:04:37,960 --> 01:04:42,960 He had asked me about my past before we got married. 906 01:04:43,292 --> 01:04:46,252 What was I supposed to say? 907 01:04:46,752 --> 01:04:49,832 Had I told you the truth, would you or your family agree to the marriage? 908 01:04:49,876 --> 01:04:53,332 Remember that ad you gave in the newspaper? 909 01:04:53,416 --> 01:04:57,252 A famous doctor, who lives in London, is looking for a Punjabi (North Indian) wife. 910 01:04:57,332 --> 01:04:59,416 A Punjabi wife. Wow! 911 01:04:59,460 --> 01:05:01,960 Don't applaud just yet, listen to the entire ad first... 912 01:05:02,040 --> 01:05:03,292 You still remember? 913 01:05:03,376 --> 01:05:05,332 Every bit of it, line by line. 914 01:05:05,416 --> 01:05:08,124 That ad completely changed my life. 915 01:05:08,416 --> 01:05:12,332 Fair, Convent-educated, English speaking, 916 01:05:12,416 --> 01:05:15,292 Punjabi girl with beautiful hair. 917 01:05:15,376 --> 01:05:18,876 Who doesn't smoke, drink, or consume any kind of drug. 918 01:05:18,960 --> 01:05:22,584 And someone who has had no relationship with any man. 919 01:05:22,624 --> 01:05:24,332 Meaning virgin? 920 01:05:24,416 --> 01:05:25,460 Pure! 921 01:05:25,752 --> 01:05:27,000 (Sanya scoffs) 922 01:05:27,540 --> 01:05:29,168 Poor Basuki! 923 01:05:29,332 --> 01:05:30,960 There was a mad rush in Bhatinda when he came bride hunting! 924 01:05:31,040 --> 01:05:33,332 He had booked the whole hotel. 925 01:05:33,416 --> 01:05:36,208 As if, Indian idol's auditions were going on. 926 01:05:36,292 --> 01:05:40,084 Of course, it isn't some ordinary title, Mrs. Basuki Nath. 927 01:05:40,168 --> 01:05:41,000 Not at all! 928 01:05:41,084 --> 01:05:46,168 Ask my parents, they think it's the biggest achievement of my life. 929 01:05:51,500 --> 01:05:54,500 Mrs. Basuki Nath! 930 01:05:56,752 --> 01:05:58,792 Do you love him? 931 01:06:04,252 --> 01:06:06,332 Does it even matter? 932 01:06:08,460 --> 01:06:10,292 Do you? 933 01:06:14,752 --> 01:06:19,752 I love him as much as he loves the great Britain! 934 01:06:27,376 --> 01:06:30,376 That calls for another peg, Doctor! 935 01:06:33,084 --> 01:06:34,460 Yes, please. 936 01:06:34,540 --> 01:06:36,208 - Make me large one. - (Music) 937 01:06:36,416 --> 01:06:37,792 Sure. 938 01:06:42,624 --> 01:06:45,540 So, how do you know my virgin wife? 939 01:06:46,668 --> 01:06:48,208 Well... 940 01:06:49,460 --> 01:06:52,084 We've had a few drinks together. 941 01:06:52,252 --> 01:06:54,876 - Cheers. - Thanks mate! 942 01:07:07,252 --> 01:07:12,252 Here comes the cocktail of the day "Relationship goals"! 943 01:07:13,876 --> 01:07:15,584 Wow. 944 01:07:20,084 --> 01:07:21,292 Nice. 945 01:07:21,708 --> 01:07:23,832 What will you eat? 946 01:07:24,584 --> 01:07:27,708 Not fish and chips for sure! 947 01:07:28,960 --> 01:07:31,040 Something new. 948 01:07:31,624 --> 01:07:35,876 There's nothing left on the menu. You have tried everything. 949 01:07:37,460 --> 01:07:40,252 Would you like something special? 950 01:07:44,540 --> 01:07:46,752 Come with me. 951 01:07:57,752 --> 01:08:00,752 Doesn't he take you out? 952 01:08:01,332 --> 01:08:02,668 He is mostly busy. 953 01:08:02,708 --> 01:08:06,376 If he misses work even for a day, lots of lives can be lost. 954 01:08:06,540 --> 01:08:07,960 And what about your life? 955 01:08:08,252 --> 01:08:11,084 He has saved my life already, by marrying me. 956 01:08:11,416 --> 01:08:13,792 Now he is saving others. 957 01:08:14,416 --> 01:08:16,584 I really want to meet him. 958 01:08:17,084 --> 01:08:19,916 - I've told Rohit about him. - Hmm. 959 01:08:20,084 --> 01:08:22,960 Rohit will have fun meeting him. 960 01:08:24,040 --> 01:08:25,416 He will never come. 961 01:08:25,460 --> 01:08:28,168 I really want to meet Rohit. 962 01:08:28,708 --> 01:08:31,540 Come on, we all will have fun! 963 01:08:32,124 --> 01:08:34,332 Told you, he is busy. 964 01:08:34,624 --> 01:08:39,460 If he misses work for a day, a bunch of Brits will find their way to heaven. 965 01:08:40,376 --> 01:08:42,752 Why not saturday? 966 01:08:44,000 --> 01:08:46,832 God might agree to this, but he won't. 967 01:08:47,208 --> 01:08:49,916 Should I cut some more coriander? 968 01:08:51,416 --> 01:08:53,960 Tell him your friend's a famous actress. 969 01:08:54,208 --> 01:08:55,668 Tell him about my films. 970 01:08:57,376 --> 01:09:02,292 Tell him I've invited you to my summer house. 971 01:09:11,624 --> 01:09:13,752 - You lied. - (Music) 972 01:09:14,332 --> 01:09:17,252 One more lie. 973 01:09:18,916 --> 01:09:21,916 You said, your friend is an actress? 974 01:09:22,084 --> 01:09:24,540 Yes, I am an actor! 975 01:09:25,460 --> 01:09:27,540 An actress-waitress or waitress-actress? 976 01:09:27,584 --> 01:09:29,960 Basu, come on! She works as a waitress part time. 977 01:09:30,040 --> 01:09:31,168 Really? 978 01:09:31,252 --> 01:09:33,916 Will Kate Winslet ever work as a 'part time' waitress? 979 01:09:34,332 --> 01:09:36,960 I'm no Kate Winslet! 980 01:09:37,708 --> 01:09:39,416 Why don't you just accept that you aren't an actress in the first place? 981 01:09:39,460 --> 01:09:41,252 No, I am an actor. 982 01:09:41,332 --> 01:09:42,124 Oh! 983 01:09:42,416 --> 01:09:43,916 I'm a failed actor. 984 01:09:44,208 --> 01:09:45,040 How humble! 985 01:09:45,124 --> 01:09:46,416 No, it's true. 986 01:09:47,040 --> 01:09:49,292 I'm a failed actor. 987 01:09:49,876 --> 01:09:51,752 I should have cross-checked better. 988 01:09:52,124 --> 01:09:53,168 Stop Basuki. 989 01:09:53,292 --> 01:09:56,416 No, let him speak. 990 01:09:57,500 --> 01:10:01,960 The problem is; you bloody Indians think, you can come here and do anything! 991 01:10:02,752 --> 01:10:03,584 You know? 992 01:10:03,624 --> 01:10:05,832 It will be a cake walk. 993 01:10:06,332 --> 01:10:08,792 But you need talent to succeed here. 994 01:10:08,832 --> 01:10:12,500 - I agree. - You can't ever compete with the British. 995 01:10:12,540 --> 01:10:14,124 Their standards are very very high. 996 01:10:14,208 --> 01:10:16,208 Very, very high. 997 01:10:16,668 --> 01:10:20,168 How silly - you thought you could compete with the English actresses. 998 01:10:20,460 --> 01:10:25,500 How did you compete with the English Doctors? 999 01:10:26,792 --> 01:10:28,624 I worked hard. 1000 01:10:28,668 --> 01:10:29,876 I've educated myself. 1001 01:10:29,960 --> 01:10:32,916 I got the best medical education in the whole world. 1002 01:10:33,168 --> 01:10:35,084 So did I! 1003 01:10:35,708 --> 01:10:38,960 I went to the best drama school, in the world. 1004 01:10:39,000 --> 01:10:42,708 I was the crème da la crème at RADA. 1005 01:10:43,500 --> 01:10:44,668 RADA? 1006 01:10:44,708 --> 01:10:48,500 Royal academy of dramatic art! 1007 01:10:53,584 --> 01:10:55,708 Hm. Probably you don't have it in you. 1008 01:10:55,916 --> 01:10:57,960 Maybe I don't. 1009 01:10:58,332 --> 01:11:00,292 - You see! - I know 1010 01:11:00,916 --> 01:11:03,624 Yeah... You don't have their talent! 1011 01:11:04,708 --> 01:11:06,084 Or their fair skin? 1012 01:11:06,168 --> 01:11:07,792 Huh. Bollocks! 1013 01:11:07,832 --> 01:11:10,416 How many brown characters do you see in English films? 1014 01:11:10,460 --> 01:11:12,168 I told you, I don't watch films. 1015 01:11:12,252 --> 01:11:13,168 Enough Basu! 1016 01:11:13,252 --> 01:11:16,916 No, Ira, you tell me - have I ever been discriminated against 1017 01:11:16,960 --> 01:11:18,960 because of my skin colour? 1018 01:11:20,540 --> 01:11:23,584 England is a fair country! 1019 01:11:23,960 --> 01:11:25,624 How true! 1020 01:11:26,252 --> 01:11:29,876 England is a very-very "fair" country! 1021 01:11:30,376 --> 01:11:31,708 Correct. 1022 01:11:32,416 --> 01:11:33,624 Hmm... 1023 01:11:34,252 --> 01:11:37,916 If you love this fair country so much, 1024 01:11:40,000 --> 01:11:42,540 why did you go to India to find a wife? 1025 01:11:43,332 --> 01:11:46,584 Convent-educated, English speaking 1026 01:11:46,624 --> 01:11:47,708 FAIR! 1027 01:11:48,168 --> 01:11:51,376 Who hasn't had any previous relationships with any man! 1028 01:11:51,460 --> 01:11:53,252 (Ira laughs) 1029 01:11:55,584 --> 01:11:57,208 (Knocking sound) 1030 01:11:57,460 --> 01:11:59,500 - (Bell ringing sound) - Ah, Lord Curzon! 1031 01:11:59,540 --> 01:12:00,624 (Music) 1032 01:12:00,752 --> 01:12:02,332 Stop joking. 1033 01:12:02,668 --> 01:12:05,832 Go and check who's there. 1034 01:12:08,752 --> 01:12:09,916 Her Majesty's Pizza! 1035 01:12:09,960 --> 01:12:11,084 Hey... 1036 01:12:11,540 --> 01:12:13,792 I didn't think you're going to come back. 1037 01:12:14,040 --> 01:12:15,460 I had to! 1038 01:12:15,832 --> 01:12:17,916 Okay... how much is it? 1039 01:12:17,960 --> 01:12:20,040 Well, actually, it's complementary. 1040 01:12:20,124 --> 01:12:22,252 I checked, and we messed up your order. 1041 01:12:22,416 --> 01:12:24,708 Oh, how sweet. Come on in! 1042 01:12:25,040 --> 01:12:26,832 Come in, come in. Get in here. 1043 01:12:26,876 --> 01:12:28,540 Come, come, come. 1044 01:12:28,832 --> 01:12:31,460 Shut the door behind you please. 1045 01:12:34,084 --> 01:12:38,208 Ladies and gentlemen, guess what - Free pizza is here! 1046 01:12:38,416 --> 01:12:39,708 Free? 1047 01:12:40,832 --> 01:12:42,960 I'll take that. 1048 01:12:44,000 --> 01:12:46,292 Free. 1049 01:12:46,752 --> 01:12:51,208 - Free pizza is a different kind of satisfaction! - (Rohit clears throat) 1050 01:13:02,168 --> 01:13:05,000 Rohit, why is he still here? 1051 01:13:07,376 --> 01:13:08,876 You want a drink mate? 1052 01:13:08,916 --> 01:13:10,916 No, no, I just need Henry's signature. 1053 01:13:10,960 --> 01:13:13,668 Oh, okay, sure! 1054 01:13:15,292 --> 01:13:16,876 Thank you. 1055 01:13:18,832 --> 01:13:20,500 (Pizza man clears throat) 1056 01:13:21,332 --> 01:13:24,752 I apologize on behalf of Her Majesty's Pizza. 1057 01:13:24,792 --> 01:13:26,416 We messed up your order. 1058 01:13:26,960 --> 01:13:29,460 Mr. Henry is our gold card member. 1059 01:13:29,624 --> 01:13:31,876 I just need him to sign this slip. 1060 01:13:32,292 --> 01:13:34,000 Henry? 1061 01:13:34,916 --> 01:13:35,916 Henry! 1062 01:13:36,460 --> 01:13:41,084 Could you please sign his slip so he can leave? 1063 01:13:44,000 --> 01:13:45,624 He isn't Henry! 1064 01:13:45,668 --> 01:13:46,668 He is! 1065 01:13:47,252 --> 01:13:49,040 No, he isn't! 1066 01:13:49,668 --> 01:13:51,460 How do you know? 1067 01:13:51,500 --> 01:13:53,708 Have you met him before? 1068 01:13:53,832 --> 01:13:57,332 Well no, I haven't, but I have a fair idea what he looks like. 1069 01:13:57,460 --> 01:14:00,416 And, why doesn't he look like Henry? 1070 01:14:02,252 --> 01:14:04,084 Because... Henry doesn't look like him! 1071 01:14:04,168 --> 01:14:05,916 That's poetic! 1072 01:14:06,252 --> 01:14:08,000 Listen, I just need the signature. 1073 01:14:08,168 --> 01:14:11,084 Or else, I'll need the pizzas back. 1074 01:14:12,376 --> 01:14:14,168 Well, take them back! 1075 01:14:14,876 --> 01:14:16,460 Now I can't, can I? 1076 01:14:16,500 --> 01:14:17,876 Then, get Henry's signature. 1077 01:14:17,916 --> 01:14:18,960 But he isn't Henry! 1078 01:14:19,000 --> 01:14:19,960 Why? 1079 01:14:20,124 --> 01:14:24,000 Because by any stretch of the imagination, he doesn't look like him! 1080 01:14:24,084 --> 01:14:25,168 Why? 1081 01:14:25,332 --> 01:14:27,084 Because Henry is a bloody Brit! 1082 01:14:27,168 --> 01:14:28,208 And this man isn't? 1083 01:14:28,292 --> 01:14:29,540 No! 1084 01:14:30,376 --> 01:14:30,960 Why? 1085 01:14:31,040 --> 01:14:33,208 Because he's Asian. 1086 01:14:38,040 --> 01:14:39,832 You see Basuki! 1087 01:14:40,416 --> 01:14:42,792 This man doesn't think you're British. 1088 01:14:43,460 --> 01:14:45,960 He thinks you're Asian. 1089 01:14:49,416 --> 01:14:51,208 (Music) 1090 01:14:52,292 --> 01:14:54,292 Give me the bloody slip! 1091 01:14:54,540 --> 01:14:56,832 I am British! 1092 01:14:57,252 --> 01:14:58,500 You racist pig! 1093 01:14:58,540 --> 01:15:01,252 This gentleman is a true Brit! 1094 01:15:10,208 --> 01:15:12,292 (Music) 1095 01:15:18,292 --> 01:15:21,876 So Henry is Curzon! 1096 01:15:29,916 --> 01:15:32,916 Henry is Lord Curzon? 1097 01:15:34,168 --> 01:15:37,040 See... He isn't Henry! 1098 01:15:37,416 --> 01:15:39,416 I knew that! 1099 01:15:42,292 --> 01:15:44,168 Where is he? 1100 01:15:45,252 --> 01:15:48,252 What did you do to him? 1101 01:15:49,832 --> 01:15:51,168 Wait, hold on! 1102 01:15:51,332 --> 01:15:53,332 You don't even know who Henry is? 1103 01:15:53,668 --> 01:15:55,960 Who are you people? 1104 01:16:03,876 --> 01:16:06,208 Didn't his wife just call, Ira? 1105 01:16:07,292 --> 01:16:09,500 The old hag with the memory loss? 1106 01:16:10,292 --> 01:16:11,752 Listen! 1107 01:16:12,208 --> 01:16:15,376 I need you all to tell me who you are... 1108 01:16:15,460 --> 01:16:17,168 And how you got in here. 1109 01:16:17,540 --> 01:16:20,084 Otherwise, I'm going to go call the police! 1110 01:16:20,376 --> 01:16:22,332 (Music) 1111 01:16:25,168 --> 01:16:26,876 I'm going to go right now! 1112 01:16:26,916 --> 01:16:29,460 To call the police, yeah? 1113 01:16:42,168 --> 01:16:43,876 Listen, 1114 01:16:45,000 --> 01:16:47,668 I don't care who you are 1115 01:16:48,084 --> 01:16:50,416 or what you do... 1116 01:16:50,832 --> 01:16:53,332 I don't even need the signature! 1117 01:16:53,792 --> 01:16:56,876 I'll explain everything to the boss. 1118 01:16:57,124 --> 01:16:59,084 Didn't you say you were the boss? 1119 01:16:59,208 --> 01:17:01,252 Rohit! What the hell is going on? 1120 01:17:01,332 --> 01:17:02,500 I want to know the truth! 1121 01:17:02,540 --> 01:17:06,332 We're just playing a game, Basuki. 1122 01:17:06,624 --> 01:17:10,708 - Fun, fun, fun, fun. Fun. - No, I'm not interested in any games. 1123 01:17:11,084 --> 01:17:12,332 Do you want to play a game? 1124 01:17:12,416 --> 01:17:16,752 Listen - Please, please just let me go! 1125 01:17:17,124 --> 01:17:19,960 I've got pizzas to deliver, and no one likes them cold! 1126 01:17:20,040 --> 01:17:21,124 But you're a part of the game now! 1127 01:17:21,208 --> 01:17:23,832 - What game? - Is Lord Curzon dead or alive? 1128 01:17:23,916 --> 01:17:26,376 That sounds like a great game! 1129 01:17:26,416 --> 01:17:29,540 Come on Basuki! You've already checked the trunk. 1130 01:17:29,584 --> 01:17:31,376 Let's not start this again. 1131 01:17:31,460 --> 01:17:33,000 I told you he doesn't get jokes. 1132 01:17:33,084 --> 01:17:34,668 Why am I being held up? 1133 01:17:34,708 --> 01:17:36,584 Just play a game with us - then you can leave. 1134 01:17:36,624 --> 01:17:38,208 Play what? 1135 01:17:38,460 --> 01:17:42,000 - Let's play truth or dare, okay? - I'll lose my job. 1136 01:17:42,084 --> 01:17:47,084 Just one round, just one game, then you may leave. 1137 01:17:47,460 --> 01:17:48,960 You are out of your fucking minds, yeah? 1138 01:17:49,000 --> 01:17:50,084 I'm just gonna leave, yeah? 1139 01:17:50,168 --> 01:17:51,376 Hey, hey, hey, hey, hey... (Rohit pushes him down) 1140 01:17:51,460 --> 01:17:52,792 Where are your manners, huh? 1141 01:17:54,416 --> 01:17:57,752 When a lady asks you to do something, you got to do it! 1142 01:17:57,792 --> 01:17:58,876 You got to do it! 1143 01:17:58,916 --> 01:18:00,752 To hell with manners! 1144 01:18:01,376 --> 01:18:04,040 Be a gentleman! 1145 01:18:13,960 --> 01:18:15,752 Do you know how to play, Basuki? 1146 01:18:15,832 --> 01:18:18,000 He doesn't even know how to play Ludo. 1147 01:18:18,040 --> 01:18:19,168 Okay! 1148 01:18:19,208 --> 01:18:22,000 It's very simple. You see... 1149 01:18:22,040 --> 01:18:26,624 It's fairly easy, hmm? You take this bottle... 1150 01:18:27,292 --> 01:18:29,960 And you spin! 1151 01:18:32,332 --> 01:18:35,332 So, now you ask me. 1152 01:18:36,876 --> 01:18:39,252 Ask what? 1153 01:18:39,668 --> 01:18:41,916 Say truth or dare. 1154 01:18:42,500 --> 01:18:44,040 I say, truth or dare? 1155 01:18:44,084 --> 01:18:47,084 Yeah, yeah. You're doing good Basuki. 1156 01:18:48,168 --> 01:18:50,416 - Am I? - Yes. 1157 01:18:52,500 --> 01:18:54,332 I choose truth. 1158 01:18:54,540 --> 01:18:56,252 Bloody liar! 1159 01:18:56,292 --> 01:18:57,832 Ask me anything. 1160 01:18:58,168 --> 01:19:00,584 And, you'll see I never lie. 1161 01:19:06,040 --> 01:19:09,332 Who the hell is Lord Curzon? 1162 01:19:09,584 --> 01:19:11,584 I knew you would ask me this. 1163 01:19:11,752 --> 01:19:12,460 No lies! 1164 01:19:12,540 --> 01:19:14,832 No never, nothing but the truth! 1165 01:19:15,040 --> 01:19:16,960 Okay, good, tell me. 1166 01:19:18,832 --> 01:19:21,460 He is no lord. 1167 01:19:23,332 --> 01:19:26,708 We just called him Lord as a joke. 1168 01:19:30,876 --> 01:19:34,252 He was a miserable old man, 1169 01:19:35,832 --> 01:19:38,460 slightly delusional though. 1170 01:19:38,876 --> 01:19:42,416 He thought he believed in equality. 1171 01:19:42,960 --> 01:19:46,584 But was actually a racist pig! 1172 01:19:48,584 --> 01:19:52,708 He, thought he was superior to others. 1173 01:19:53,376 --> 01:19:56,624 But was actually fucking miserable. 1174 01:19:58,040 --> 01:19:59,376 He thought... 1175 01:20:00,040 --> 01:20:02,916 That he could destroy my life... 1176 01:20:05,000 --> 01:20:06,584 Kill my dreams. 1177 01:20:06,752 --> 01:20:09,668 He thought he could send me back! 1178 01:20:18,084 --> 01:20:21,084 But, I'm still here. 1179 01:20:24,540 --> 01:20:26,416 I've won! 1180 01:20:26,624 --> 01:20:28,332 You see? 1181 01:20:28,584 --> 01:20:31,376 Did he work in the home (VISA) office? 1182 01:20:31,584 --> 01:20:34,460 Henry Curzon - 1183 01:20:35,668 --> 01:20:38,540 This is his house. 1184 01:20:39,332 --> 01:20:42,208 The sofa's his as well. 1185 01:20:42,460 --> 01:20:47,208 The drinks you had - the Irish whisky you had - also his. 1186 01:20:48,460 --> 01:20:50,040 But where is he? 1187 01:20:50,208 --> 01:20:51,584 Hmmm... 1188 01:20:52,584 --> 01:20:57,416 Only one question, that's the rule of the game. 1189 01:20:58,208 --> 01:21:03,168 And I have answered that question truthfully. 1190 01:21:05,540 --> 01:21:07,292 Your turn babe! 1191 01:21:07,460 --> 01:21:10,584 (Music) 1192 01:21:22,916 --> 01:21:26,040 Truth or dare? 1193 01:21:30,540 --> 01:21:32,500 Truth. 1194 01:21:35,584 --> 01:21:39,792 Do you think... a brown-skinned person 1195 01:21:40,000 --> 01:21:42,416 could ever truly be English? 1196 01:21:47,916 --> 01:21:49,040 I pass. 1197 01:21:49,252 --> 01:21:52,040 You can't. Rules of the game. 1198 01:21:55,252 --> 01:21:58,084 Ask me anything else. 1199 01:21:58,876 --> 01:22:01,708 Do you think anyone in this room... 1200 01:22:01,752 --> 01:22:04,708 Could ever truly be Brit? 1201 01:22:05,916 --> 01:22:09,500 (Heavy wind) 1202 01:22:19,168 --> 01:22:20,752 Your turn. 1203 01:22:30,960 --> 01:22:32,752 Dare. 1204 01:22:33,960 --> 01:22:36,668 Truth or dare? 1205 01:22:38,668 --> 01:22:39,876 Truth. 1206 01:22:40,000 --> 01:22:41,208 Where is Henry? 1207 01:22:41,252 --> 01:22:42,752 In his house. 1208 01:22:42,876 --> 01:22:44,124 You mean this house? 1209 01:22:44,252 --> 01:22:49,124 That's another question but yes, in this very house. 1210 01:22:56,332 --> 01:22:57,916 Then why don't I see him? 1211 01:22:58,376 --> 01:23:00,960 That's another-another question! 1212 01:23:01,916 --> 01:23:04,168 Rohit your turn! 1213 01:23:13,832 --> 01:23:16,376 Dare, dare, dare, dare! 1214 01:23:17,752 --> 01:23:19,460 Truth or dare? 1215 01:23:19,876 --> 01:23:21,332 Dare! 1216 01:23:22,040 --> 01:23:24,416 - You sure? - Absolutely! 1217 01:23:24,916 --> 01:23:27,540 Not a coward like you all! 1218 01:23:27,624 --> 01:23:29,208 Sure about it? 1219 01:23:29,252 --> 01:23:31,252 Extremely. 1220 01:23:34,832 --> 01:23:37,832 Kiss your husband! 1221 01:23:40,832 --> 01:23:42,832 (Piano key) 1222 01:23:49,584 --> 01:23:53,460 Oh Mr. Husband. Come here! 1223 01:23:53,832 --> 01:23:56,500 Come on now... 1224 01:23:56,584 --> 01:23:59,124 - Don't be shy! - Don't be crazy! 1225 01:23:59,208 --> 01:24:02,124 Why are you being so shy? Come here! 1226 01:24:03,292 --> 01:24:05,584 - Just one kiss, come! Be a sport. - Ira, don't talk rubbish! 1227 01:24:05,752 --> 01:24:07,624 Why, why, why? Just a game. 1228 01:24:07,708 --> 01:24:10,332 We just need to do one kiss, come on. 1229 01:24:10,584 --> 01:24:12,332 Ira - Just don't - 1230 01:24:12,416 --> 01:24:14,460 Let me kiss you, for a change... 1231 01:24:14,540 --> 01:24:16,040 Ira - Please. 1232 01:24:16,252 --> 01:24:17,916 Come on. 1233 01:24:18,500 --> 01:24:21,168 Ashamed, are we? Hmm? 1234 01:24:22,084 --> 01:24:23,916 - Ashamed, are you to kiss me? - Ira... 1235 01:24:23,960 --> 01:24:25,376 Ira, what are you doing? 1236 01:24:25,460 --> 01:24:27,168 Come here! 1237 01:24:27,500 --> 01:24:28,460 Stop! 1238 01:24:28,540 --> 01:24:30,292 - Look here. - Stop, Ira. 1239 01:24:30,416 --> 01:24:33,252 Ira, what are you doing? Ira! 1240 01:24:33,292 --> 01:24:36,124 - Feeling shy! Come on! - (Basuki breathes heavily) 1241 01:24:36,252 --> 01:24:37,332 Ira! 1242 01:24:37,500 --> 01:24:38,792 Ira! What the... Just stop this nonsense! 1243 01:24:38,832 --> 01:24:40,252 What the hell! 1244 01:25:04,540 --> 01:25:07,540 (Music) 1245 01:25:10,916 --> 01:25:13,916 You can't pass! 1246 01:25:20,584 --> 01:25:23,584 (Thunder sound) 1247 01:26:01,292 --> 01:26:04,292 (Rohit chuckles) 1248 01:26:08,000 --> 01:26:11,000 (Ira moans) 1249 01:26:48,960 --> 01:26:50,332 Henry? 1250 01:26:50,416 --> 01:26:52,252 Curzon? 1251 01:26:59,208 --> 01:27:02,208 Oh my God, he is dead. 1252 01:27:06,292 --> 01:27:10,292 This... wasn't part of the plan. 1253 01:27:12,292 --> 01:27:14,292 This is Lord Curzon for real! 1254 01:27:14,460 --> 01:27:16,584 You guys are murderers! 1255 01:27:16,668 --> 01:27:21,000 Shut up and give me a hand, you half-Brit! 1256 01:27:22,040 --> 01:27:24,040 You too Basuki! 1257 01:27:24,376 --> 01:27:28,124 No, I refuse to be part of this criminal offence. 1258 01:27:28,460 --> 01:27:30,416 (Rohit scoffs) 1259 01:27:31,168 --> 01:27:33,752 - Are you coming? - No fucking way, mate! 1260 01:27:34,416 --> 01:27:37,168 Did you say, no fucking way to me? - Alright, alright, alright! 1261 01:27:37,332 --> 01:27:38,960 I'll help you! 1262 01:27:39,124 --> 01:27:41,040 But I'm not doing it out of my free will! 1263 01:27:41,084 --> 01:27:43,876 Aw... I don't care. Just help. 1264 01:27:45,416 --> 01:27:48,124 Get his hands! Hurry up! 1265 01:27:48,292 --> 01:27:51,124 (Music) 1266 01:27:51,832 --> 01:27:53,832 Use your fucking strength man! 1267 01:27:54,040 --> 01:27:56,040 Put him down. 1268 01:28:01,668 --> 01:28:03,668 Come on! 1269 01:28:41,376 --> 01:28:45,960 Let me fucking go! Let me go! 1270 01:28:46,168 --> 01:28:48,168 Let me fucking go! 1271 01:28:48,416 --> 01:28:50,668 - It's hurting! - Let it fucking hurt! 1272 01:28:50,752 --> 01:28:52,500 - It's hurting! - Let it fucking hurt! 1273 01:28:52,584 --> 01:28:54,792 - It's hurting! - Let it fucking hurt! 1274 01:28:55,208 --> 01:28:56,208 - It's hurt- - Let it fucking hurt! 1275 01:28:56,624 --> 01:28:58,416 - It's hurting! - Let it fucking hurt! 1276 01:28:58,708 --> 01:29:00,084 Let it fucking hurt! 1277 01:29:02,832 --> 01:29:07,708 - (Ira curses him in Hindi) - (Pizza man groans) 1278 01:29:08,752 --> 01:29:12,376 Told you not to fucking touch me. Didn't I? Didn't I?! 1279 01:29:12,460 --> 01:29:15,332 You bloody half-Brit! Didn't I tell you not to touch me? 1280 01:29:15,624 --> 01:29:18,208 Why did you touch me then? 1281 01:29:18,376 --> 01:29:20,416 Told you not to fucking touch me. 1282 01:29:20,876 --> 01:29:23,624 Does it hurt? Does it hurt?! 1283 01:29:23,916 --> 01:29:26,332 - Tell me does it hurt? - It hurts. It hurts. 1284 01:29:26,584 --> 01:29:29,832 Let it hurt! Let it hurt then! 1285 01:29:34,708 --> 01:29:37,708 (Ira beats him to pulp) 1286 01:31:03,752 --> 01:31:05,752 Dial. 1287 01:31:07,040 --> 01:31:09,332 What are you going to say? 1288 01:31:09,708 --> 01:31:12,624 Ira, just... Just come to your senses, okay? 1289 01:31:19,208 --> 01:31:22,208 Tell me - why did you marry me? 1290 01:31:25,040 --> 01:31:28,084 Ira you're scaring me... 1291 01:31:35,332 --> 01:31:38,332 You don't like me, right? 1292 01:31:38,376 --> 01:31:40,876 Ira just calm down - Just... 1293 01:31:40,916 --> 01:31:43,916 Just listen to me. Just calm down. 1294 01:31:52,124 --> 01:31:55,124 Tell me, how do I look in this dress? 1295 01:31:55,916 --> 01:31:59,040 Good. Very good! 1296 01:32:05,792 --> 01:32:08,584 - Am I looking good? - Yes! 1297 01:32:09,208 --> 01:32:12,292 Yes, very pretty. 1298 01:32:12,332 --> 01:32:15,168 - Very pretty? - Yes, very pretty. 1299 01:32:15,208 --> 01:32:18,208 Ira, listen to me. 1300 01:32:18,708 --> 01:32:21,708 Just, just calm down, okay? 1301 01:32:23,124 --> 01:32:25,792 Then why didn't you kiss me? 1302 01:32:26,124 --> 01:32:28,252 Ira... 1303 01:32:34,708 --> 01:32:37,708 Kiss me! 1304 01:32:43,040 --> 01:32:45,916 I said... 1305 01:32:46,792 --> 01:32:48,376 Kiss me! 1306 01:32:48,624 --> 01:32:52,376 (Music) 1307 01:32:54,832 --> 01:32:57,040 Kiss me! 1308 01:34:10,084 --> 01:34:13,084 (Music) 1309 01:34:28,000 --> 01:34:30,916 Is there hot water in the bathroom? 1310 01:34:31,292 --> 01:34:33,000 Hm. 1311 01:35:44,540 --> 01:35:47,708 (Music) 1312 01:37:13,168 --> 01:37:15,332 Sanya, 1313 01:37:18,292 --> 01:37:21,040 give me something to wear. 1314 01:38:10,752 --> 01:38:13,376 Are you done? 1315 01:38:24,832 --> 01:38:27,832 How are you feeling now? 1316 01:38:29,208 --> 01:38:32,208 Everything is a blur. 1317 01:38:34,584 --> 01:38:35,792 I feel like I am flying. 1318 01:38:35,960 --> 01:38:38,792 (Rohit chuckles) 1319 01:38:39,416 --> 01:38:42,460 That's how you feel. The first time. 1320 01:38:42,540 --> 01:38:45,540 Light! 1321 01:38:47,624 --> 01:38:50,500 Welcome to the world of light! 1322 01:38:52,460 --> 01:38:54,460 Let's go. 1323 01:38:55,832 --> 01:38:58,208 I feel suffocated here. 1324 01:39:16,376 --> 01:39:19,040 What happened now? 1325 01:39:19,624 --> 01:39:22,540 You guys go ahead, I am coming. 1326 01:39:24,292 --> 01:39:28,040 Hi! This is an emergency, my house is under attack! 1327 01:39:28,376 --> 01:39:33,752 There are intruders! They look Indian or maybe Pakis! 1328 01:39:34,376 --> 01:39:36,252 Oh, I don't know! Bloody brownies! 1329 01:39:36,332 --> 01:39:38,708 - Sir, what's your name? - Henry Curzon! 1330 01:39:38,792 --> 01:39:41,292 We are sending officers to your address- 1331 01:39:49,792 --> 01:39:52,752 What a beautiful city, isn't it? 1332 01:39:56,668 --> 01:39:59,708 I am in love with this place. 1333 01:40:01,752 --> 01:40:04,708 I don't want to live anywhere else in the world! 1334 01:40:06,500 --> 01:40:09,540 Everything feels like a dream. 1335 01:40:14,332 --> 01:40:19,792 These damn Britishers ruled us for two-hundred years in our own country, 1336 01:40:20,292 --> 01:40:25,084 And they can't give me a VISA even for two years? 1337 01:40:25,584 --> 01:40:28,376 I'm on a spouse VISA, 1338 01:40:29,252 --> 01:40:32,168 do you think they'll send me back to Bhatinda? 1339 01:40:33,916 --> 01:40:35,040 I don't want to go! 1340 01:40:35,252 --> 01:40:43,376 (Church bell chimes) 1341 01:40:51,208 --> 01:40:55,124 (Car engine revs) 1342 01:41:18,168 --> 01:41:22,668 (Cuckoo clock chimes) 1343 01:41:26,376 --> 01:41:29,208 (Clock ticks) 1344 01:42:06,584 --> 01:42:11,540 In other news - the issue of squatters in the UK is escalating enormously. 1345 01:42:11,624 --> 01:42:13,332 In the most recent episode, 1346 01:42:13,376 --> 01:42:18,208 three dead bodies were recovered from a summer home in the outskirts of London. 1347 01:42:18,252 --> 01:42:21,916 The police are yet to confirm the identities of the bodies. 1348 01:42:22,040 --> 01:42:25,040 And now, to the weather forecast.